A Spamfic of Ranma 1/2         by    Ryoji Kusanagi 
AKA.  Jorge Perez
Standard disclaimer applies.

Hi everybody, this is my first fic posted to the list
(in fact, it's my
first spamfic). One thing, My natural language isn't
the english, is the
spanish, so expect some herrors.. ahem!.. errors. 
Ah! so ka, C&C are welcome, my mail is :
ranfics@usa.net  

Note1/2: <Caracter's thoughts>  in their own language.
Note1: All writted in english is actually japanese..
you'll see..

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RANMA MEETS A SPANISH GAIJIN (by the way, the spanish
gaijin isn't a
self-insertion character.. I deny it!!)
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-It was a peaceful morning in Nerima.. but, not for
much time...

*Scene "Tokyo Airport" (I know, the airport isn't in
Nerima but...
 hell!!)

-A young man appears, he was carrying a small
dictionary but he wasn't 
-dressed like an student, he stops a taxi, but he
didn't have money so..
-he starts to walk. 

*Tendos' House (garden)

-Ranma was fighting Genma.. ya know, it was a very
normal day.

Ranma: give up pops!! (dodges a kick and counters with
a jab)
Genma: (evades the jab) oh look!! Akane's naked!!
(points to the house)
Ranma: uh?... (turns his head) 
Genma: got ya! (his knucles meets Ranmas cheek)
Ranma: urg.. (his nose starts bleeding) why you...

-And the fight goes on (at this point still doesn't
look like a spamfic 
right?)

-A few minutes later.. (well, maybe, "a few hours
later")
-The same young of the airport  was now in the front
door of the Tendos' 
-house. Kasumi was there with a broom. (guess doing
what?)

Kasumi: Oh, can I do anything for you?
Young: yes, you can..
Kasumi: what is it?
Young: a cake please..
Kasumi: (she looks him puzled) uh..? pardon me?
Youth: (nods) oh yes! I'm fine..
Kasumi: um.. are you ok?
Youth: Oh! my mame.. ah,sorry (he starts to search a
word in his
      dictionary spanish-japanese japanese-spanish)
my... (takes another
      look at the dictionary) my name is Pepe el
Torou, nice to meet you.

-Suddenly, Akane appears... from nowere!! 
(AAAHHHHHH!! how can be that
-possible!!)

Akane: (talks to Kasumi) who is it sis?
Kasumi: He.. he says that his name is.. pepe el
torou...
Akane: what type of name is that?
Pepe: my from America..
Akane: (buries her head in her hands)no.. not other
gaijin please...

-Pepe, Akane, Ranma, Genma, Kasumi, Nabiki and Soun
were in the living
-room

Pepe: I here for training 
Nabiki: (to his dad) see? it was a good idea to make a
infomercial!
Soun: so, do you want to learn the anything goes in
the martial arts
      style?
Pepe: yes
Akane: where are you from?
Pepe: I sixteen (Akane face-faults)
Ranma: hey! wanna spar with me?
Pepe: no, I not smoke.. It is bad. <geez, what a bunch
of freaks>

*Tendos' dojo

-Pepe was wearing a.. no, it wasn't a gi.. it was some
sort of swimming
-suit or something like that. Genma and Soun were
watching.

Pepe: (makes a fighting pose) I ready!!
Ranma: your move..
Pepe: (smirks) Kyaaaaa!!!!
Ranma: <here he comes..> 

-Pepe begans to run, but to the wrong way.. 

Ranma: hey!!! I'm here!!
Pepe: (gradualy, stops to running) OH! hi! I pepe!
Ranma: (scratches his head) are you sure that you know
how to fight?
Pepe: What is fight? (searches in his dictionary) oh!
"fight"..
      no.. I do not know how to.. 
Ranma: (gives up) it's all yours pop.. (he leaves the
dojo)
Pepe: pop? like pop corns? oh Ranma thanks! yes, I
want some!

-That.. that was.. how can I describe it in mere
words?... ah, It
-was stupid.

-Five days later (man, how fast goes the time)

*Tendos' House. Morning (Living room)

-Everybody was eating.. well, not everyboy
-Ranma (in her female form.. or is HIS female form?)
was fighting with
-pepe (aha!! you didn't expect that!! didn't ya?)

Ranma-chan: hey! give me back my breakfast!!
Pepe: (trying to evade the blows) show me your breast
first!!
Ranma-chan: oh, sure!
Pepe: really?
Ranma-chan: In your dreams!!! (she punches him)
Pepe: I.. I have already did that... (faints)
Ranma-chan: hmpf!!

*Tendos' House. Night (Ranma's room)

-Pepe was sleeping....(everybody were sleeping too!!
it's night!! what
-did you spect? this is not a lemon!)

[DREAM]
-A voice calls pepe (all the dream is in spanish)

Voice: pepe... pepe... did you forget your order?
Pepe: no... I didn't forget it
Voice: execute it then!!
Pepe: I.. must.. kill.. I.. must.. kill.. I.. must..
kill..
[/DREAM]

Pepe: (muttering) I... must... k.. kill.. I...
Ranma: (open a eye).. he must be dreaming... (he falls
aslep again)

-Panda was sleeping too, but, somehow, he was writting
something in
-a Sign

Panda: (signs) *I must eat* *I must eat*

-The next week.. err.. The next day
-Pepe stod up very early.. he was thinking something..
something very
-very bad... HE WAS GOING TO TRY TO KILL ALL THE TENDO
FAMILY!!
-(suddenly a spooking song can be heared) BWA HA HA
HA!!! I AM THE
-COMMANDER OF PEPE!!! MY PLOT IS KILL RANMA, THEN, I
WILL RULE THE
-WORLD!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!! 

[Epilogue]

-Pepe killed everybody (Ranma, Soun, etc etc.. even
Shampoo was killed!!)
-Pepe returned to Mexico.. Pepe was throwned into the
jail for murder.
-I was banned of the ffml for posting a nasty fic like
this...

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Remember, this was a SPAMfic, it's supossed to be bad.

Hey! I didn't know how to end this thing!!! but, if
you people insist,
I'll rewrite the last part..
This was some type of satire of all the gaijin fanfics
about Ranma, but 
this one doesn't have a happy end.(well if you hate
Ranma it was happy)

(sighs) well.. all I gotta to do is.. save.. and send
it tomorrow.

This text was generated in my old 486 sx at 33mhz. 
(*snif* omoide ga ippai..)

 This was a PSD Corp. Produccion.. (c) 
 Again, standard disclaimer applies.   



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"What frightens me?.. Because it frightens me.. I'm frightened..
 Isn't this frightening..?"
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