-----Original Message-----
From: Liz MUN <evilkasumi@HOTMAIL.COM>
To: ffml@fanfic.com <ffml@fanfic.com>
Date: Saturday, May 15, 1999 6:42 PM
Subject: [FFML][Songfic][Ranma 1/2]"Mi Vida Loca"

"Mi Vida Loca"
by LizMUN

I'm the Product, Of superstision,
Cat-Fists and Chinese Dolls,
My lifes a living damnation,
Ever since I took that fall..

It all started with a Ten Year Mission,
A promise made while I was two,
To make me, a man among men,
Or commit Seppuku

We traveled throughout China to find
training grounds to train,
Then we reached Jusenkyo
Now my life won't be the same,
There goes my manhood down the drain!

My life's upside down and out!
Mi vida es muy Crazy
Girls like Shampoo, Ukyo shout
That they're the true Fianc�e!
Akane'll whip her mallot and shout
I'm a womanizing Baka,
Then swing and hit me out
Mi vida es muy Loca!
My life is just plain Loca!
I think I'm going Loca!

Me fui, a Nerima Tokyo
To visit a friend, of Oyaji
How the hell, was I to know,
I'd be getting, a fianc�e

Hot water turns me back to norm
but it won't stay that way,
cause I'm cursed with this twisted form
whenever it starts to rain,
It Really is a pain!

My life's upside down and out,
Mi vida es muy Loca!
Guys like Mousse and Ryoga
Make life even more hell-a
Envious of my skills and charm,
They're just a bunch of Baka's
They can hardly do me harm,
But they're driving me loca,
Mi vida, que tan loca
I'm starting to go Loca.

My clothes begin to grow,
as I grow smaller in the Rain,
And then come rivals and fianc�es,
to add more salt to the pain,
I guess my life will stay this way!

Upside, in and out
Mi Vida es muy Loca,
Akane's way to Tom-boy-ya
and Kawaii-kune to boot-a,
But I can't tell mom about this
To do so's just plain Loca,
My head will just roll away

>from a promise that was Loca,

Made by my pop's who's also Loca
Everyone's just plain Loca
Guess that makes me also Loca

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Kuma runs into the room carrying a 'Washu-chan Super Flamethrower' never
mind the damn thing is supposed to be mounted on a tank, He stops to speak.

"Quickly everyone, Help me before the diease speads any further."

He turns and begins to spray the target songfic.. suddenly the streams of
flame stop and Kuma scratches his head in puzzlement.

"Thats funny none of the other stuff Washu-chan gave me has ever broke."

He continues to puzzle over the nonfunctional weponry when a munchkin like
cough is heard off screen.  The view pans as Kuma turns around to see a
large army of six inch tall Ricky Martins, generaled by an angry Liz MUN...

"Mommy," was Kuma's only reply as he was overwhelmed...............
__________

I'm gonna Shut up now...

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Uh Washu.. Why don't you let me take a look at it.. we half to get there
some time today ya know.....  ha thats funny universe's greatest scientist
can't fix a primitive internal combustion engine...heh,   ZAP!   kappa?
KAPPA!  KAPPA KAPPA!

sorry still workin on my end file..........