You thought you'd never seen it because we haven't finished a damn thing in 
a long time.
	You thought it was safe to go back on the FFML and talk about stupid stuff 
like canon, C&C, how the Hiryuu Shoten Ha really works and other inane 
stuff.
	Well, we're here to prove you FREAKS wrong!

	Coming soon...


	"DESTROY EVERYTHING!  KILL EVERYONE!  SPEAK THE SAME OPINIONS!  EAT 
CONFORMITY AND DIE!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"


	To an FFML near you...


	"Soon, we'll have all we need to RULE THE WORLD!"


	Today in fact...


	"Uh-oh. It's not supposed to make that stuff turn THAT color."


	Along with a prelude....


	"Um, what color does Puu usually turn?"
	"It's a word, it's doesn't TURN colors."


	ANIME


	"HANG ON!"
	"PUNCH IT!"
	"OW!"
	"I SAID PUNCH IT, NOT PINCH HER!"


	DEATH


	"OH MY GAWD!  THEY KILLED KENNY AND WEDGE!"


	TOURNAMENT


	"ANIME DEATH TOURNAMENT!"
	"FIGHT!"


	IT'S


	[Mai grabs a bucket of cold water and splashes Xian Pu, who turns into Xian 
Pu-Neko. Mai picks up the cat, breaks it's neck and tosses it to Kasumi 
Tendo, who makes her specialty, Cat Chops.  Andy and Mai munch happily on 
the delicious cat chops.]


	COMING


	[Akane leaps at Rei, but misses as Rei calmly steps aside.  Akane hits the 
mat and is still.  Rei smirks and is about to kick Akane up when suddenly, 
she clutches her stomach and turns bright green.  Rei III collapses.]
    A-kun's VO: What's the deal?
    ?????'s VO: My lord!  They've been POISONED!


	SOON.

	[TharzZzDunN eyes TharzZzDunN eyes TharzZzDunN eyes Keener eyes a Playboy 
eyes TharzZzDunN, who screams and starts cooking.  Keener starts cooking 
too.  And the battle RAGES!]
    A-kun's VO: Knowing TharzZzy and mildly knowing Keener, this'll take a 
while.  So, we'll be showing the main event now.
    ?????'s VO: So, let's shift scenes.
	[Scene: The other ring.  Megazone and Gryphon are busy playing a vicious 
game of Tiddely-Winks.  And the battle RAGES!!!]
	[Scene: TharzZzDunN and Keener are still cooking.  Back to the action.]


	SOON,


	[Suddenly, Voltron is tapped on the shoulder.  It turns to see Eva-00 
standing there.  *FA-BAAAAANG*]
    Rei: Don't insult Shinji-kun.
    Touji: Hey, Asuka, I heard the Dangaio team said that the Eva pilots 
suck!
    Asuka: WHY THOSE-
	[Eva-02 tackles Dangaio.]
    Jason: What the hell?
	[Suddenly, the Mega-Shogun Zord is tackled by Eva-01 and Eva-03.]
    Shinji: HA!  _WE'RE_ THE COOLEST MECHA-PILOTS!


	IT


	[Suddenly, fifty silver robots with no legs or arms to speak of roll in.]
    Dolecks: EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!
    Bombadil: A-kun, ?????, we'll be right back.  [Bombadil pulls his 
blaster and lunges at the Dolecks as Krauser and Saget leap into the fray.]


	WILL


    ?????: Yeah.  Too bad he didn't know that Hal's last ditch effort was to 
call the Dolecks or he might have been able to keep them out.
    A-kun: With what?
    ?????: One of those toddler-proof doors.
    A-kun: Oh yeah...


	BE


    Azusa: Hey!  That's it!  WE can be partners!
    Azusa 2: Great idea!  MISS AYEKO!  AZUSA AND I ARE LEAVING!  SEE YOU 
SOON!
    Ayeko and Yohko: WHAAAAT!?
    Azusa: We're partners now.  See ya.


	HERE.


	[Scene: TharzZzDunN and Keener are still cooking.  Back to the action.]


	IT


    Setsuna: No biting each other's groins, no queefing up a storm and no 
dancing with the Devil by the Pale Moonlight.  Now, LET'S GET IT ON!!! 
[leaps into the rafters followed by the sound of "Pi-ka-chu!"]


	WILL


	[Scene: TharzZzDunN and Keener are still cooking.  Back to the action.]


	BLOW


    Nakago: Say Chichiri, why did you want to fight with _me_?  Why not 
Nuriko or some other person?
	[Chichiri just grins.  Only his grin looks more sinister.  Nakago looks at 
Tamahome and Hotohori, who are also grinning.]
    Nakago: This is a trap, isn't it?
	[Chichiri, Tamahome and Hotohori all nod in unison.  They tackle him and 
begin beating the snot out of the arrogant warrior.]


	YOUR


    Kodachi: _I_ happen to like some of Hanson's songs, I like Garth Brooks 
_and_ I'M A SPICE GIRL!
    Marilyn: Lady, you ARE evil.
    Kodachi: Thank you. [proceeds to turn Marilyn Manson into bloody 
firewood.]


	MIND!


    Garth Brooks: I just can't forgive Marilyn Manson for what he did to 
those pretty Hanson girls.


	IT WON'T EAT ANCHOIVES!


    TharzZzDunN: Come into the light.... come into the light.... watch out 
for that bug-zapper!  <BZZZZZARRK>  Damn, the afterlife isn't as fun as I 
thought it would be.


	AND NOTHING YOU'VE SEEN HERE WILL BE FEATURED IN ANIME DEATH TOURNAMENT.

	LOTS OF POKEMON WERE ABUSED IN THE MAKING OF THIS COMMERCIAL.

	HEY, IT'S CHEAP LABOR.

	I HAVE A KITTEN NAMED "MR. SPARKLES".
	SOMETIMES, MR SPARKLES GOES IN THE CORNER, SO I HAVE TO SAY, "BAD MR. 
SPARKLES".

	AND BY THE WAY, I'VE STOLEN YOUR WALLET WHILE YOU WERE READING THIS TEASER.


	And now, a special Wonder Woman Moment of Truth!

A-kun: I have never seen Hello Kitty.  I just like to think I have.

?????: I'm a natural purple-haired person.

C-chan: I have the Touch of Death.

Huh?: I've never played a video game in my life.

TharzZzDunN: I'm actually not in that room.

A-chan: I have better things to do than to be on this stupid spot.


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