Subject: [FFML][Fic][teaser/prev][crossover][UY, R1/2, MI] Yes, I *AM* insane, thank you!
From: "William Stanton" <allan_smithee_52@hotmail.com>
Date: 5/14/1999, 1:56 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

   HI THERE!
   This is the first time I've posted something to this list (and I plan to 
post other stories soon). I'm only part-way through writing the first 
chapter, but I couldn't wait to tell anyone about the series, so I wrote 
this little teaser/advertisement (This is the only part I plan to write in 
script format). Also, anyone can MST this, as long as you send me a copy (I 
don't really favor this part of the series, anyway).
   All disclaimers apply. Urusei Yatsura, Ranma 1/2, and Maison Ikkoku all 
belong to Rumiko Takahashi; and the "Fear and Loathing" books/movie belong 
to Hunter S. Thompson. I mean no insult to eaither in this fanfic.
   BTW: In case you're wondering where such a strange idea came from, I 
created the thought while on a sugar rush at about 1AM, while watching the 
movie this is based from...
   Here goes nothing:

   (Opening shot: We see Tomobiki High school, going through a usual day. 
Ataru Moroboshi is being attacked by several different human and non-human 
life forms, the usual chaos. A familiar red convertible passes by.)
   (The scene changes to: Nerima High School, also having a normal day. 
Ranma Saotome is chasing after Happosai, while in turn being chased by 
several other angry students. The convertible passes by here, too.)
   (The scene changes one more time. Now, it's the outside of Maison Ikkoku. 
>From inside, you can hear Yusaku Godai screaming at someone. Kyoko is 
outside, dusting the steps, as usual. She sighs as Yusaku walks out of the 
house, followed by some of the tenants. He waves goodbye to Kyoko. Just 
before he gets past the fence, the red convertible comes a few inches from 
running him down. The scene freezes with the Yusaku about to fall over. Fade 
out.>
   Hunter S. Thompson <voice over>: This was one of our hardest assignments. 
Cover a story about some children getting seizures from a cartoon, all the 
while trying to see if the American dream exists outside of the US. My 
Somolian attourney and I, with only two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets 
of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker 
half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, 
screamers, laughers.... A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of 
Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, several large bottles of Sake, and a hotel 
room reserved under the false name "Raoul Duke"...

(Title (comes up in type-written letters)) :

          "FEAR AND LOATHING IN TOKYO, JAPAN"
                An Allan Smithee fanfic

                    COMING SOON.....
(Fadeout)


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