The pack of boys were in girl-watcher's heaven.  Somehow they
were flanked by amazing amounts of feminine pulchritude.  This, as
any normally hormonal boy can tell you, is a Good Thing.

        Well, usually.

        That's when Cologne decided to take off her robes and appear in
HER swimsuit.

        The author refuses to describe this one because the image of
Cologne in a swimsuit is too hideous for even HE to envision.  You
should all be very thankful for that.

        The pack of boys suddenly passed out.

        They weren't as lucky as YOU, Honored Readers.

This is definately some of the FUNNIEST stuff I've read in a looong time!!!
HOOOBOOY!

Crashzy Shtuff! Jusht Crazshy!

brilliant - absolutely.

more - more!!