Dedicated to Gary Kleppe. He doesn't know
why and to be honest neither do I.

Wicked Stupid

Ranma jumped up into the loving arms of his
best friend Ukyo Kuonji. She had always been
his best friend since they were children when
he had told her,'Ukyo, you are the best friend a
child could have and it is quite clear that you will
make me an excellent wife.'
Ukyo blushed memory and kissed Ranma knowing
that eternal happiness was the blissfulness known
to no one. Ranma chuckled and said,"Aw, Ukyo
it is truly in the wonders of time that I hold your arms
like a steel robot from the year three thousand," lightly
pinching her hips he said coyly,"You will make a very
good breeder once we are joined in matrimony."
Blushing at his unbearable wit Ukyo remembered how
they had become a couple. After spending years at
the Tendo Dojo and developing a beautiful relationship
with Akane, Ranma realized he loved Ukyo and that was
how they got together.
In the Okonomiyaki shop Ukyo made incredible recipes
made with the love she held for he beloved husband, the
man known as Ranma Saotome.
Loving her with a love not reserved any of his other fianc�es
Ranma loved Ukyo in a more loving manner than love itself.
Recalling their battle with the class five warriors of the
dragon level of Suderia's dungeon in the magical world
of Quickyrnon Ukyo couldn't help but shudder as she
thought of the great power that almost killed her Ran-chan.
It was the demon Ogira who had tried to kill him with a spell
card and she had rolled an eleven and was not able to kill
him with her low power level. She pleaded with the monster
saying,"Kill me instead for I am nobler than the tree ogres
of Monstoria and am willing to give my life for him!"
Dying of the goodness that is Ukyo the monster died. Ukyo
kissed Ranma and they never stopped not even to breath
therefore they died.

The End.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.