In a message dated 5/11/99 1:50:29 PM Pacific Daylight Time, 
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu writes:

hair spray, a box of powdered donuts, a self-solving Rubik's cube, a case
 of Lee Press-on Nails, a pocket fisherman, a complete set of Ginsu knives,
 a torque wrench, a complete Vanilla Ice discography, the May 22, 1992
 Issue of People Magazine, a map of Jurai, a map of Japan, a map of a
 brewery in Sapporo, a driver's license (expired in 2001), a small black
 monlith, and twelve ceramic cows.

You forgot a Partridge in a Pear tree, Baliesu-sama...