Subject: [FFML] [spam] Yay! For good or for evil, I'm back!
From: Jason Liao
Date: 5/5/1999, 8:52 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Hi everyone!

While my computer has proven to be beyond hope, I'm now home (having
finished with final exams), and thus have access to a cable modem.  So,
I'm able to access my mail for longer than the occasional couple of
minutes at the library.

Thanks to everyone who wished me well, or sent advice.

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...