This is just to wrap together all the SPAM I'd be posting, into one message,
conveiniant (can you say "bad spelling Petes, bad spelling"? ^_^;;;), ne? ^_^

Now the first thing I'd like to approach is just what the premise of the
series is, as that I'm sure a lot of people haven't a clue. ^_^;;;
It goes as simply:

Book one (Episodes 1-6): Rebellion, oppression, ressurection, etc
Book two (Episodes 7-X): Moving on in life
Book three (Episodes X-X): questioning the exsistence of a uber being, and
the past returning for a bit of payback


[Upcoming Stories]

-Episode 3#, Phantasmagoria and Carnival
This is split up into two parts, the first being Phantasmagoria, which is
all done from the perspective of Annie Kunn, and slightly explores her
reasons for being in Japan. The second part, Carnival, goes back to the
normal narrative, and brings along the introduction of characters such as
Reiko Kitsuki, Rezo Hikage, and more.

-Scare Tactics
I like to think of it as a side story to The Lost Years Trilogy. It won't be
released until Sean Foster's second TLYT story, School Days, is released
though. It revolves around Shichi Ukiuki, how'd he fall in love with Oniko,
where'd he learn his variant Bakusai technique, and just what is this
Pikajew creature that'll be mentioned repeatedly in Ep 3#. ^_^

-The Lost years Trilogy, School Days
All I can really say about it is that it's about Oniko and Foster's return
to Japan, how they each express their hatred for the KCF, a better look into
Foster and Nabiki's special project, and to top it off, the childhood
rivalry between Oniko and Shichi.

-Ikari
Oniko Ayanami.
Oniko Ayanami has a harsh conscience.
Oniko Ayanami has a harsh conscience that causes her to think about some of
the worst things in her life.
'Nuff said.

[Progress Report]

-Episode 3#, This won't be out for quite a while, I expect pretty much
halfway through the summer, that being later July or early August.

-Scare Tactics, this may be out by sometime in June.

-School Days, it's getting closer to completetion every day. So Sean Foster
may finish it in a week or so.

-Ikari, not a clue honestly ^_^;;;


And now...

[Spoof Scenes]

Prologue, near the end of the opening scene:

    Petes ran up this hill as fast as his legs could go. The sounds of
combat were getting closer and louder; this frightened him the most. 

    The thoughts "Let her be okay! Let her be okay!" kept repeating in his
mind. His reach for his sword slowly extended as he kept going.

    <Let her be okay! Let her be okay! Let her...> 

    He stopped dead in his tracks once he reached the top of the hill. There
she was, sword plunged deep into her chest. As the red armoured woman
withdrew her ruby broadsword, she slumped to the ground. 

    "Erika..." Petes' eyes were filled with sadness and fury. "Oh shit... Oh
shit no..." Then the red-clad woman decided to retreat and disappeared,
cackling. 

    Petes ran to the bloody body of the one he secretly cared for and
clutched her to himself. 

    "No... Erika... Don't leave me." 

    "I... I won't..." Erika said faintly and tried to kiss him, then slumped
backwards, limp, with blood slowly dripping from her mouth. 

    "Erika? ... ERIKA!?"

    Petes' crying and mouring was suddenly interupted by a tapping on his
shoulder, he turned around to see the now dead raccoon girl staning there,
transparant and a misty grey. In other words, she's a ghost now.

    "You don't have to shout you know," Erika said.

    "Oh, eh heh. Sorry," He apologised in a Ryouga-esque manner. "So umm...
Hey! Lets do it, eh?"

    "Na-- Nani?!"

    "C'mon, you know us daemons are hentai, and it'd be the greatest act of
necropilia in history!" Petes said with a hentai grin. "Besides, we both can
admit we wanted each other."

    "Well yeah... But this is not the time nor that place to have some
bizzar... Astral sex!" Erika excliamed, her ears, or at least her spectral
ears, flattened down in annoyance. "And why the hell did you wait until
AFTER I'm dead to admit liking me this way?"

    "Dunno, cause you can't hit me now?"

    "Sigh," Erika's 'shoulders' slumped down. "You're hopeless, you know that."

    "Well he better be lucky in court," came a new voice. Erika and Petes
turned around to see a Japanese lawyer standing there, holding out some
papers for Petes. "I represent Ganiax, and they're suing you for nearly
copying the kiss scene from End of Evangelion."

    "Gee, Now I wish I was the dead one..."


                                :P :P :P :P :P :P

Episode 1, just after annie and Seth defeat the first few Sables:

        Unknown to the two of them, the first sable they encountered wasn't
knocked out like they though, but waiting for the perfect moment to attack,
and he just got it.

        Course what he didn't expect was Seth somehow sneaking up behind him
with a baseball bat. Of which he promptly used on the back of the Sable's skull.

        "Come son of Jor-el, kneel before Zod!" Seth said holding the bat
high over his head and then laughed. "Snootchie Bootchies!"

        Suddenly a team of 14 Sables came running down the street in their
direction, causing seth to nearly wet his pants.

        "Aw poopy!"

        Quietly Annie searched through her leather jacket, and pulled out
several items.

        A pack of cigarettes.

        A copy of People weekly.

        A vibrator.

        And she then pulled out a grappling hook gun and aimed it into the
air. As she fired it, Seth came and grabed her around the waist and held on
as the reel on the gunn pulled them up.

        Down below the Sables ran by, thinking that Setha nd Annie ran and hid.

        Seth looked at Annie with relief. "Where do you get those wonderful
toys?"

                                :P :P :P :P :P :P

And now something special, a missing scene from Episode 2, a bit before
Rakusuke's intro:

        The door to Ucchan's opened and in walked a teenager wearing a black
Nike cap, and a green flannel jacket, and a older guy wearing a t-shirt with
the NERV logo on it.

        "What'll it be boys?" Ukyou asked them both, and they immediately
ordered the works for each of them. Ukyou quickly made their 'yakis and went
to attend to the other costomers.

        "But they're dating," the one in the jacket said as he scarfed down
the 'yaki.

        "Doesn't matter. It can't happen," said the older one.

        "It's bound to come up," he said as he finished up half of his food.

        "It's impossible. Akari could never have Ryouga's baby. Do you think
her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm?" But before the jacket garbed
one could answer, he spoke again. "I guarantee he blows a load like a
shotgun right through her back." This nearly caused his friend to spit his
tea out a mile. "What about her womb? You think it's strong enough to carry
his child?" The one in the NERV shirt said, swishing his tea around in his
cup a little before drinking it.

        "Sure why not?" He said, finishing up his 'yaki and downing the rest
of his tea.

        "He's a martial artist for Chrissakes! His biological makeup has been
enhanced by years of martial arts training," the older one said, beginning
yet another rant. "If Akari gets sad, the kid could ki-blast right through
her stomach." He suddenly looked around to makesure the resturant owner
wasn't nearby and spoke to his freind in a hushed voice. "Only someone like
Ukyou, with her limited martial arts training, has a strong enough uterus to
carry his kid."

        "Bah! You don't know anything 'Dante'."

        "More than you, 'Randal'." The one that was refered to as Dante said
in retaliation.

        "Feh, no cookie fer you the next time we go to the cafe then."

        "You just won't accept that COURT is right, won't you?"

                                :P :P :P :P :P :P


[Requests]

Artists wanted: I'm always looking for people to do some artwork for the
series, so let me know if you're interested.


Grafic designers wanted: I'm hoping to get some original images for the
site, so if you have the time and abilities to make icons, buttons, banners,
titles, etc, let me know.



That's it, bye bye!



I said "bye"! Geez...




---Petes
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And member of USURP, KTF, SSoAGMA, FoTGTSBRiC & #WASHU#
Almost a member of UGMA!!!
H_^ A concubine of ~Akane~ ^_H
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"Gosh Kris, if you ever try sex, you might explode!"
-Akari Kanzaki, Battle Athletes