David Homerick wrote:

DB Sommer wrote:

Already? All right!

Faster and sloppier, just as requested.

It's nice to know my opinion was taken seriously. ^_^

% Hmm. Kodi shopping for groceries. I do believe that is a first for me

to

see.

Would you like to see Kodi dancing the Macarena?

Depends. Would you like me to rip your fingernails out with a pair of
pliers? (Why no, I'm not a big fan of the Macarena)

"Are you lost?"

Is he breathing? Might as well be the same question since you're going

to

get the same answer. ^_^

Bweeee?

Heh.

He's fallen asleep.  I set him on the countertop while I put my
groceries away.  I know he's someone's pet, but I am so tempted to

keep

him anyway.

Oh my. History is going to be somewhat different now.

"Yeah, well, history is gonna change" -- M. McFly.

(Crossover idea:  The son of Ranma and Akane, the son of Ranma and Ukyo,
and the daughter of Ranma and Shampoo each arrive in present-day Nerima
driving an electrofantastic DeLorean.  Each wants to make sure Ranma
marries his or her mother so that he or she will be born.  Their titanic
("Jack!"  "Rose!") struggles with each other add up to--preserving the
current status quo.)

Actually, since it is Nerima, that is exactly what should happen. No one's
plans ever work out, no matter how 'noble' the intentions are.

when I was eleven.  "I
really wanted a kitten," I whisper.

Well, if you wait long enough, and someone screws up an address on a

box,

you might just get your wish. ^_^

There are an awful lot of things that would have to happen exactly the
same for Shampoo to be cursed.

Well, you are the writer, so you would know if they were going to happen
or not.  ^_^

"I wanted a kitten," I say, and kiss his snout.  "Will you be my

little

black kitten?  I know you're not a cat, but I'm good at pretending."

He

seems stunned.  I hug him again.  "I've had lots of practice, and I

know

you can't purr."

Don't be so sure, not after you kissed him. Ryouga can be pretty

adaptable

when he tries.

If . . . If my Kotchi wants me to be a cat, I . . . I WILL BE HER CAT!
I *WILL* PURR!

"Bwuuuu . . . bwuuu . . . Buuuu . . ."

"Oh, dear . . . I think Kuroneko is choking . . ."

HAHAHAHAHA!!! The worst part is, I can see that as his reaction.


D.B. Sommer