There's Something About Yotsuya
Another weird MI crossover spamfic
by Lawrence Chu
A Product of My Imagination

Based on Characters created by Takahashi-sama.
All rights reserved.  Don't bother suing, I'm broke.

***

Yotsuya tipped his hat to Kyoko on his way out.  "See you in a week,
dearest Kanrinrin-sama.  I'll be back by then."  And with that, he
left.

Kyoko just stood there, waving and smiling in the same outfit that she
normally wore, broom in one hand.  One thought came up in her mind.

That same thought echoed through the minds of Nikaidou Nozomu, Godai
Yuusaku, and Roppongi Akemi.

***

Two days later, the four aforementioned people came up with a plan to
figure out exactly who this ghost story of a man was.

Although telling the plan now is entirely feasible, I'll just leave it
to when they actually pull it off.

***

And so it came to pass that five days later, Yotsuya returned to
Maison Ikkoku, having fulfilled whatever purpose he had outside of the
house.

He immediately knew something was wrong when he spotted Nozomu, Akemi,
Godai-kun and Kanrinrin-san standing outside, smiling at him.  A
sweatdrop formed on his otherwise passive face as he realized that he
was the subject of their scrutiny.

"Hi, Kanrinrin-san.  May I help you with something?  Rest assured,
I'll help."

Kyoko stepped forward and flashed her most winning smile.  Godai-kun
almost swooned.

"We were just wondering...what you do for a job," she said as they
all advanced on him.

"Er, I cannot say.  That is my little secret; I keep to myself."
Yotsuya got ready to back out and run if he had the window.

A cry of "Oh, no, you don't!" rang throughout Ikkokan's front lawn as
they rushed him.  With a loud "BOWF!", Souichiro-san stood behind
Yotsuya, tripping him and making him land on his back.

"We've got you now!"  Nikaido, Kyoko and Godai all kept a hold on
Yotsuya as he tried to struggle out of it.  Akemi walked up to him
with a smirk on her face.

"You know, I've always wondered what you looked like..." Akemi said,
in her most sensual voice, "...without any cover."

She cupped his face with her hands, ran them down his neck, and they
caught onto the base of a mask.  She then pulled off the face mask to
reveal--

"XELLOSS!?!?!!"  All four of them gasped.

"That's right!  And I would have gotten away with everything too, if
it weren't for you meddling kids and your mangy dog!"

***

Author's notes:

Yup, the entire story was meant to build up to that last line.  The
idea came while I was walking my own dog.

Oh, and if you didn't notice, Yotsuya was speaking in haiku throughout
this story.  I remember reading somewhere that Yotsuya speaks in haiku
in the Japanese manga sometimes.

Exam stress causes strange ideas.

This has been a Product of My Imagination
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