Subject: [FFML][ranma][fanfic]Legends 2b
From: "the DragonBard" <dragonbard@hotmail.com>
Date: 4/30/1999, 3:08 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

                          Legends 2c


     That night, the others returned from the hospital looking very 
concerned.
     �Doctor Ono said that he may be able to help,�  Nodoka said, as she sat 
beside Genma, a cup of hot tea in her hand.  � but he doesn�t know if he can 
completely repair the damage to both her body and her chi.  He also 
mentioned that he would like to talk with you, Khu Lon, and maybe ask that 
you act as a special consultant with the hospital.�
     �I would be honored,� the Elder said, �to aid others in gaining wisdom, 
especially, when it may well save lives.�  She looked around.
     �Now that we are all here, I believe that it would be best if we 
introduced everyone.�  Ranma nodded.
     �Very well, Elder.�  He stood.  �This is my blood brother, and 
brother-in-law, Ryouga Hibiki,�  He said, nodding toward Ryouga, �of the 
Saotome ryu.�
     �Brother-in-law?  Ranma, you don�t have a sister.�  Nodoka said, 
confused.  �So how can he be your brother-in-law?�
     Ranma sighed.  <This is getting harder than I thought!> he mused.  
<Trying to know what to tell, and what to keep secret.>  He shook his head.  
�Mother, I�ll explain in a moment.  Now, as I was about to say, you already 
know Khu Lon, Elder of the Amazon Village, and Grandmaster of their art.�  
He then reached out to Xian pu.  �And this is Xian pu, Khu Lon�s 
great-granddaughter, heir, and my wife .�
     �WHAT!�  Akane, Nodoka, and Kasumi yelled.  Nabiki winced.  She hadn�t 
had a chance to warn the others about the possibility of it being a double 
marriage, what with the injuring of Hikaru.  The group from China just 
shrugged mentally.
     �But, Ranma . . . what about the agreement?�  Nodoka asked, startled.  
She was the CEO of the largest corporation in history, used to making split 
second decisions that would affect millions of people worldwide, but the 
surprises that were popping up, kept throwing her off balance, and she had 
yet to regain her mental equilibrium.  <Well, at least I now know how the 
man can be his brother-in-law.>  A part of her whispered.  Then, Nodoka 
exerted the iron will that allowed her to rise to her present position of 
power.  <Be confused later, for now, just listen!>
     �Pops didn�t tell me about it until *after* I got married.�  Ranma 
said.
     �I would have, if the two of you hadn�t eloped like that when you were 
drunk.�  Genma retorted.  Ranma just glanced at his father.
     �In fact, he didn�t mention it until about a month ago.  Not that it 
matters.  I was given Chinese citizenship just after we got Herb on the 
throne, and he legalized polygamy.�  Ranma chuckled.  �Actually Herb�s been 
trying to get me to take a second wife, and Ryouga a third for the past year 
now.�  Only Nabiki noticed that the name Ranma said.  <The ruler of China!>  
She thought to herself.
     Nodoka had more important matters on her mind.  She walked over to Xian 
pu and hugged her, with tears in her eyes..
     �Welcome to the family my dear.�  Xian pu hugged Nodoka back, smiling.
     �I hope Mother will be as glad when family grows even larger soon.�  
Xian pu said, putting a hand on her stomach.  Ranma just got a silly grin on 
his face.  Nodoka embraced her again, crying even harder.
     Meanwhile, Akane was looking at the group strangely.
     �You already have *one* wife, and you expect to marry one of us as 
well?�  She questioned Ranma, an edge in her voice.
     �Expect, no.  I *am* willing to give the agreement between our families 
a chance.  If it doesn�t work out, well at least we tried.�  Akane just 
shook her head.  Nabiki decided to ask Ranma a few questions.
     �Ranma, you said you know the Emperor, Herb.�
     �Yes.�  Ranma said warily.  From what he could sense about Nabiki, she 
was in no way a martial artist, but she had a quality that reminded him of 
some of the older Amazonian Elders, such as Khu Lon.  An ability to see more 
than you would want her to see, and when she found information she wanted, 
nothing would stop her, he felt.
     �So, what is he like?  I mean, he came out of practically no where, and 
  we�ve all heard rumors about him, how he�s one of the most powerful 
martial artists alive.  That he�s got dragon�s blood and is like a living 
nuclear generator for chi.  I just want to know a bit about him.�
     �To be honest, Herb isn�t that hot a martial artist.�  Ryouga said, 
sipping from a cup of tea.  �He�s a chi master.�
     �What�s the difference?�  Akane asked, curious.  She wanted to learn 
anything she could about Herb, though not for the same reasons that Nabiki 
did.  Nabiki wanted to learn about him as a means of advancing herself, both 
socially, and in her job.  Akane wanted to learn about him because, both he 
and the Dragon, were such heroes to all the martial artists in the world, 
the paragon that everyone wanted to become  She hoped to use any information 
she could get to improve her martial arts skills.   �I mean, I�m a martial 
artist, and I can use my chi pretty well, so what makes a person a chi 
master, and not a martial artist?�
     �Direction.  A martial artist trains themselves to channel chi through 
their body, using it to enhance their strength, speed, endurance, etc.  A 
chi master, on the other hand, channels their chi through their battle aura, 
which allows them to project the chi energy, like a chi bolt.�  He took a 
sip of tea.  �A lot of the time, a martial artist will learn or develop some 
of the skills of a chi master, like chi bolts, controlling their battle 
aura, and a few other things, but a chi master won�t develop the skills of a 
martial artist.�  Akane sat for a moment, digesting this information.  Then 
she turned back to him with another question.
     �So, which are you two?�
     Ryouga looked at the others, and Ranma looked like he was trying to 
keep his face under control.
     �Both, though we focus mostly on martial arts.�
     �That�s very interesting,�  Nabiki said, trying to get things back on 
track.  �But what is he like as a person?�
     Ranma thought on that for a moment.
     �It�s difficult to say.  When we first met, Herb was one of the biggest 
jerks I had ever known.  He thought, just because he was a prince and chi 
master, who was the descendent of a dragon, he could do anything he wanted.
     �A while after I first came to the Amazon Village, Herb tried to take 
the place over.  Just him, and his two personal retainers, a pair of idiots 
named Lime and Mint.  Lime is super strong, and Mint is extremely fast.  
They were all so powerful, even individually, that only the Elders could 
take them on, one on one, especially Herb.  As a chi master, Herb could face 
*groups* of Elders.�  Ranma chuckled.  �I was a bit arrogant in those days . 
. . �
     �A bit he says.�  Ryouga joked.
     �Shut up T-chan, or Xian pu and I are going to have a nice tiger-skin 
rug.  Anyway, as I was saying, I was arrogant, and challenged him.  He saw 
me as a nobody, and accepted.  I quickly discovered that I was in over my 
head against him.  He was toying with me, and I could barely hold my own.  
What neither of us realized was that all of our fighting was triggering an 
earthquake.  To make a long story short, I ended up saving the big lug�s 
life.  He told me that he had a life debt to me, and as part of it, he would 
halt all the fighting with the Amazons.  He even signed a nonaggression 
treaty with them, and repaid them for all the damages.
      �A month or so later, he came to us under a flag of truce, and asked 
to train with me.  He told me that ever since he was a boy, no one could 
equal him.  Then he reaches what he believes to be the very pinnacle of his 
power, and *I* defeated him.  Someone with only a fraction of his power.  
Not only that, but I have the gall to save his life as well!  It just made 
him rethink things.
     �We started to train together, first me and Herb, then Ryouga, Xian pu, 
Mu tsu, and a few others in the Village.  Even Pops joined in eventually.  
The group of us progressed quickly for the next few months, and we became 
good friends too.  Then the terrorists attacked.�  Everybody got a solemn 
look.  How else do you react after being reminded of the near-destruction of 
the entire world?  �Even in the Village we heard of Judgment Day.  Many of 
the Villagers had distant relatives in the outside world.  Herb provided us 
with a direction, and  a purpose, to destroy the terrorists, and help save 
as many people as we could.  It took a lot of work, and we needed to take 
over an entire country to do it, but we did it.  Unfortunately, Mu tsu and 
Xian pu were caught in the biological agent attack.  Neither of them had 
developed their chi to the point where they couldn�t be affected by it, but 
somehow, Mu tsu was able to protect Xian pu, but only at the cost of his 
life.  That�s when the group of us decided to do something about it.�
     �That�s when the Dragon and Emperor Herb lead the attack on the 
terrorists, and saved the world.�  Nabiki finished.  Ranma nodded.
     �Amazons have a very strict code of conduct, and if one of their 
numbers is killed by assassination, poison, or treachery, then their family 
and friends, and often the whole Village, will  seek out the killers, and 
destroy them.  We didn�t know what those bastards had done to the rest of 
the world, at least not yet.  That first attack, that was for vengeance.  It 
was only afterwards that we decided we were going to take them out, or die 
trying.�  A tired look crossed his face, and he looked toward Nabiki.
     �Excuse me, but those memories are not that pleasant.�  He said.  
Nabiki and the rest nodded, understandingly.
     �Were you very close to him?�  Kasumi asked.
     �He was my first husband.�  Xian pu whispered.  The Tendos and Nodoka 
were startled by this news, what do you say after that kind of revelation?  
Conversation dragged for a few minutes, then Nabiki decided to try and get 
everyone�s minds off the past.
     �Akane�s just opened her 25 dojo.�  The China group made congratulatory 
noises in her direction.
     �That is quite an accomplishment child.�  Khu Lon said.
     �Thank you, but I haven�t been able to get a new sensei for it.�  Akane 
said.  �And with Hikaru laid up, I need someone to stand in for her, too.�
     �Ranma,�  Nodoka said hesitantly.  �I was wondering if you would be 
interested in the position.  At least as something to do while you�re here.�
      Ranma, Ryouga, and Xian pu looked at each other, a silent 
communication passing between them.
     �The three of us *could* teach, at least until Xian pu�s pregnancy 
advances too far.�  Ranma said.  �We may not be familiar with the Tendo ryu, 
but I�ve been taught in Saotome ryu and the founding school of Anything Goes 
since I could walk, and my wife and Ryouga have both learned a great deal 
about it.�
     �That would be a great help, but I�d like to see you three in action 
first, just to be sure.�  Akane said.
     �Of course.�  Ranma said.
     �If you�ll excuse me, I�ll go and change, and meet you in the dojo.�  
Akane said.  Ranma and Ryouga just looked at each other and shrugged.
     A few minutes later, the group gathered in the dojo again.  Ranma, and 
Ryouga were dressed in the same clothing that they had on before, while Xian 
pu had changed into a silk blouse with pants similar to her husbands, mainly 
because, while nice to look at, she didn�t want to give everyone a show by 
kicking in her dress.  Akane was dressed in a pale yellow gi, with the kanji 
for Tendo embroidered on the back.  Ranma looked at Akane�s clothing with a 
skeptical eye.
     �Did you want this to be armed or unarmed sparring?�  Ranma asked.
     �Unarmed.�  Xian pu nodded at this, and pulled out a pair of bonborii, 
setting them by Ryouga.  Akane looked at them startled.  <Where did she get 
those?>  Xian pu noticed her bewilderment, and shrugged.
     �Mu tsu was Master of Hidden Weapons.  He taught me much of his style 
during our marriage.�  She went to the wall and sat down.
    Ranma and Akane  moved to the center of the dojo, where Akane took a 
fighting stance, while Ranma just stood there, wide open.  Akane frowned at 
this, not taking her eyes off of Ranma.  Then, with a mental shrug, she 
lunged at him, punching with great speed, only to find Ranma wasn�t there.  
Akane spun around, to find Ranma right behind her. Akane went into a complex 
series of punches and kicks, which were easily blocked or evaded by Ranma, 
even though they were moving with a speed that left Nabiki and Kasumi 
breathless.  Akane frowned.  She could tell Ranma wasn�t going all out, but 
he was able to match her move for move.  Then, just as she thought she had 
found an opening in his defense, Akane felt three, nearly simultaneous, 
touches along her body, each one at a point that could have easily disabled 
her.
     �End.�  Khu Lon said.  Akane and Ranma pulled back, and bowed to each 
other.
     �Well, you�re definitely good enough to train my students.�  Akane said 
grimacing.  �In fact, I just might have to ask you to train *me.*�  Ranma 
smiled.
     �Oh I wouldn�t go *that* far.�  He said.  Xian pu looked at the pair 
with a measure of trepidation.  Akane, Kasumi and Nabiki were competition 
for Ranma.  Even though she had agreed to this dual marriage, she was still 
not completely happy about it.
     �Well, did you want to spar with Ryouga and Xian pu?�  Ranma asked.
     �Are you sure that�s wise?  Sparring when you�re pregnant?�  Nodoka 
asked, looking uncertainly at Xian pu.  She didn�t want to loose her first 
grandchild before he was even born.
     �My Great-granddaughter has gone through the Breaking Point training.  
So long as neither one uses any advanced techniques, or get *too* rough, she 
and her child will be fine.�  Khu Lon said.  �But a wise person takes as few 
chances as possible.  Xian pu, Ms. Tendo, both of you hold yourselves to the 
basics.�    The two women agreed to this stipulation, and moved to the 
center of the room.  They bowed, and quickly assumed combat stances, Khu Lon 
standing between them.  Khu Lon raised her hand, glanced at the each of 
them, and then brought it down.
     �Begin!�
     As the two women squared off, Nabiki went over to sit by Ranma, who was 
with his parents.
     �So, she�s Ryouga�s sister?�  She said, nodding at Xian pu, who was 
systematically countering, and counterstriking Akane�s every move.  �They 
don�t look that much alike.�
     �That�s because they aren�t.  Actually, he married *my* sister.�  Ranma 
said absently.
     �WHAT!!!�  Nodoka screamed.  Then turned to grab her husband by his 
collar.
     �What have you been up to while taking our son on a *Training Voyage?*� 
  She asked, yelling in his face.  �Ranma says Ryouga is married to his 
sister, and I know *I* never had any other children, so answer me!�  This 
was enough to get the attention of the two combatants, who called a 
time-out.  Ranma began to rub his temples.  <I�d been hoping to put this off 
for a few days, until I could find a way to mention it that wouldn�t cause 
even more problems.  Damn.>  He cursed.
     �If you�ll put Pops down, I can explain, Mother.�  Nodoka let go of her 
erstwhile husband, but watched him, to make sure that he wouldn�t try his 
favorite mode of arguing, by running away.  Ranma looked at the two ladies.
     �Sorry to disturb your sparring session . . . �  He began.  Akane waved 
his apology off.
     �No problem.  I realized she was more than capable almost at the 
beginning.  I just wanted to see how good the both of us really were.�  She 
grinned.  �I guess I�m not too shabby.�
     Xian pu nodded.  �Akane make good Amazon.�
     Ranma gestured for everyone to sit down.
     �What I�m going to say is probably going to shock you, but here it 
goes.  When I first went to China, it was because Pops had heard about all 
the great martial artists and *legendary training grounds* there.  We did a 
lot of traveling, only staying in one place long enough to learn something 
new, or train where the great martial artists trained.  Anyway, one of the 
*legendary training grounds,* was a place called, the Cursed Springs of 
Jusenkyo.�  Ranma gave his father a wry glance.  �Of course, at the time 
Pops couldn�t read anything in Chinese except a Chinese menu.  So we didn�t 
know about it being cursed.�
     The Tendo sisters stared at Ranma.  Just like everyone else in the 
civilized world, they had heard the stories of magic, curses, dragons, and 
the like that had come out of China.  In fact, it had spawned a new life 
into the slowly dying New Age movement.  Also, other places around the world 
were attempting to revive their mythical heritage.  However, even with the 
growing popularity of the more advanced martial arts, few people *really* 
believed in all the magic.
     �We got to Jusenkyo, and sparred a bit.  You see, Jusenkyo has over a 
hundred springs, all of them with bamboo poles sticking out of them, and 
each of them with a different curse on it.  The object is to knock your 
opponent into a spring, without being knocked in yourself.  If you fall into 
a pool, it changes your body or personality to fit the profile.�  Ranma 
chuckled.  �I landed a good hit, and knocked Pops into a spring.  When he 
came out looking like somebody had put him in the wash to shrink, I was 
startled enough that he could knock me into one too.�
     �But Ranma,�  Nodoka interrupted.  �Both you and Genma look like 
yourselves.  How can the springs have changed you?�
     �The change can be reverse easily, at least temporarily.�  Genma said.  
�Hot water returns you to your normal form, until you are splashed with cold 
water, which returns you to your other form.  This continues on, until you 
either find a way to prevent the transformation, or you pass the Test of 
Jusenkyo.�
     �What is the *Test of Jusenkyo?*�  Nabiki asked, with a slight 
suspicion.  She knew that Nodoka was usually a tough minded business woman, 
but she was also extremely generous with people she considered family, as 
her own position in the company indicated.   While she did believe, barely, 
that the two of them were really Nodoka�s long lost son and husband, she 
wasn�t so sure that they didn�t have some alternate motive for being there, 
besides merely fulfilling family honor.
     �I can�t give any real specifics, mainly because I don�t remember, but 
according to legend, if you pass the test, the form you take is now yours 
forever, you are able to assume it at will, without hot or cold water 
providing a catalyst.  Thus, it ceases being a curse, and becomes a 
blessing.�  With that, Genma became a little man who bowed to them, then 
switched back again.  The China group chuckled at the looks on Nodoka and 
the Tendo�s faces.
     �Well,�  Ranma continued.  �when I fell in, apparently, I somehow 
adsorbed the soul of the woman who died there.�
     �Died!?�
     �Yeah.  The curse is triggered when a person or creature drowns in one 
of the pools.  When they drown in the pool, it forms the template for the 
curse, and they take the form of what drowned there.  No two pools can have 
exactly the same curse, so if a creature drowns in a pool, and there�s 
already a curse that turns people into that creature, than the curse would 
cause its victim to assume other characteristics.  Those are called, 
personality pools, since they cause a person to assume not only the form, 
but the personality of the person who drowned.
     �Anyway, I fell into the Spring of Drowned Girl, while Pops fell into 
Spring of Drowned Virtuous Man.  Needless to say, Pops and I weren�t happy 
with each other, though it was a bit hard to tell with Pops, with the 
effects of the Virtuous Man curse.  Well, we found out about the way to 
reverse the curse from the Jusenkyo Guide, this guy who is supposed to be 
the caretaker of Jusenkyo, and help to prevent people from getting cursed 
accidentally.  If they know about it, and want to take the Test, that�s 
fine, he�s just there to make sure you know what you�re doing.  He told us 
that we might be able to get some help from the Amazons, since they lived so 
close to Jusenkyo.  Actually, there are two other groups who live there, 
besides the Amazons;  the Musk, and the Jusendo.  Both have interacted with 
the Springs a lot more than the Amazons have, but were less tolerant of 
outsiders.  Considering how short tempered the Amazons were, we decided that 
they would be the best choice.
     �We ended up in the Village during a celebration.  You see, the Village 
Champion had just been married to the men�s champion, the most skilled man 
in the Village.  They looked at us with suspicion, since we had managed, 
barely, to stay in our natural forms.  After all, we weren�t just outsiders, 
we were *men*!  Fortunately, one of the people who could understand Japanese 
was able to get everyone calmed down when he heard that all we wanted to do 
was find out some information about Jusenkyo.  That�s when we first met Mu 
tsu, Khu Lon, and Xian pu.  They were the only ones who knew enough Japanese 
to really talk to, which was fortunate as Khu Lon is the wisest and most 
knowledgeable of the elders of the Village.  We talked, and it turned out 
that the reason Pops had taken us there, was because he had heard that 
Jusenkyo could give magical powers.  He just didn�t know *how* we got those 
powers.�
     �Genma!�  Nodoka yelled.  �How dare you involve our son in something 
like this!  After all the problems with your master, I would think you would 
have sense enough not to meddle in affairs of magic!  Now our son is cursed 
to turn into a girl, and you become a panda!�  At the mention of *the 
Master,*  Khu Lon, Xian pu, and Genma, all got a wary look in their eyes.
     �Nodoka-chan, can�t we talk about this later?�  Genma asked.  Ranma 
nodded.
     �Mother, it isn�t that bad.  Pops and I�ve passed the Test, so it isn�t 
a curse anymore.  Though we *did* have to do some interesting things to get 
him worthy enough to pass.�  He muses, Genma throws a mock punch at his son, 
which doesn�t even come close, seeing as how they were several feet away 
from each other.
     �You see, when you go to Jusenkyo, unless you are strong-willed, and 
prepared, you will fall into the cursed spring which best resembles your 
inner nature, or which will provide something your lacking.  If you pass the 
test, you usually gain a different form. Or you can choose to keep the form 
you were cursed with originally.  Pops kept the priest form for various 
reasons, and  Ryouga got a tiger form that Sis likes to call T-chan.�
     �So my son is a woman, and my husband a saint?�  Nodoka asked, 
skeptically.  She remembered what life was like before they had gotten 
married.  Not to mention her oath to her parents to make sure her son was 
worthy to be called a man, and the contract she made with her husband to 
make sure he was a man among men.  Could a man that turned into a woman *be* 
a man among men?  Her son was married, with a child on the way, and from the 
way he talked, obviously close to the Emperor.  But still . . .
     �Actually, Pops has assimilated the curse�s personality.  He�s still 
himself, but he�s now more responsible.�  Ranma said.  Genma blushed at 
this, but didn�t deny it.  �As for me being a woman, well, I�m a special 
case.  I�ve got a couple of forms I can choose from.�  Ranma shifted into 
the form of a red-headed young woman, who looked like she could be his 
sister.  �It helps keep people from bugging you if they don�t know about 
your other forms.�
     �So how did you get a sister from all that?�  Akane asked.
     �Well, after a bit of conversation, it was discovered that I was 
playing host to the spirit of the woman who drowned.  So, using some more 
Jusenkyo water, we were able to create a new body for her, and moved her 
into it.  Eventually, Ryouga showed up, and the two fell in love.  We call 
her my sister, since we had to use my blood, so her body is what I look like 
as a girl.�
     �I see.�  Nodoka said with a strange look to her eye.  She turned to 
Ryouga.  �So, you are my daughter�s husband?�  Ryouga nodded.  �Could you 
please have her come here as soon as possible?  No.  Wait.  I�ll send a 
plane for them!�  Everyone smiled.
     �Actually, a friend of ours is loaning us his plane.  All we have to do 
is tell her where to meet up with us.�  Ranma said.  Nodoka nodded to her 
son, and turned back to her newfound son-in-law.
     �Call me Auntie, after all, you *are* my son-in-law.�  Nodoka smiled, 
then, she looked at him with a puzzled expression.
     �Did I hear Ranma correctly when he said that the Emperor of China was 
attempting to get you to marry a *third* wife?�  Ryouga nodded.  �May I ask 
who is your second wife?�
     �Ucchan, Ukyou Kounji Hibiki.  She�s an Okanomiyaki chef whom I agreed 
to train while we were traveling.  I sort of adopted her after she became 
Ranma�s best friend on the road.�  Genma said.  Nodoka nodded at this.  <My 
husband and only son go on a training voyage, and when they come back, I 
have three children.>  Nodoka thought to herself.  <Life can be so good!>

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          *

     It was early in the morning, the sun was barely up, and Nabiki Tendo 
was sitting in her room, staring at the laptop in front of her.  She had 
plugged into the NRG mainframe server, and initiated a global search for 
anything involving the word, Ashura.  <Whatever it is,>  Nabiki had thought, 
<it must be *big* to get the kind of response it did from those guys.>  It 
had taken less than a moment for the powerful search engine to find the 
information.  Nabiki looked in amazement as it scrolled down the screen in 
front of her.
     MYTHOLOGY-ASIAN-INDIAN-ASHURA:  A GROUP OF SUPERNATURAL BEINGS, USUALLY 
DENOTED AS BEING EQUAL IN POWER TO THE GODS, AND POSSESSING CHARACTERISTICS 
OF BOTH GODS AND DEMONS.  USUALLY ASHURA ARE DEPICTED AS BEING WINGED 
GIANTS, WITH THREE FIRE-BREATHING HEADS, AND SIX ARMS.  SOME BELIEVE THEM TO 
BE PRE-HINDU DEITIES.
     Nabiki looked over the information carefully.  <If all those stories 
about magical creatures are true, then that means that these creatures may 
exist.>  The way Ranma had talked about them, and the reactions of the 
people from China had suggested that they were *very* real.  <What kind of 
connection could Ranma have to such a being?>

<snip to 2c>

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*"There are more things in Heaven and Earth . . .  *
*then are dreampt of in your philosiphy."          *
*Hamlet                                            *
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*Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep!*
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*Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man;        *
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Yes I am crazy, I don't just act that way!


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