Sailor moon and everything about anything else that I do not own belongs to
their own organizations. Also I make no profit off of this.

<Sailor Squiff: Prologue>

>From Squiff to Beyond


 "John, I told you to play your two of spades, but noooo, you didn't listen
to me and put down the stupid jack. Now you've gone and lost the game again.
Even Terrac and Tim can beat you,"  Gordon bursts out as he watches the game
of 'Big 2' unfold during lunch hour at Pinetree Secondary.

** Note: Big 2 is a card game that usually is played by 4 people and 2 is
the biggest card.**

 WHACK! Gordon removes his head from between the desk and John's hand.

 "Owwwww, that wasn't nice. What'd you do that for?"

 "You are annoying! O-K? And, geez, would you stop doing that."

 Gordon quickly stops tapping John on the shoulder and leaps back barely
dodging the fist flying towards his chest.  Of course, in doing so, he
happens to trip over the desk behind him and falls to the floor, hitting his
head on another desk, the end result being that he knocked himself out.  The
people in the room only mutter "Stupid squiff" and get back to what they are
doing.

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 "WHA!?!? Where am I? SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!! Ohhh a ferret."

 "SHUSH!  Calm down.  No wonder everyone calls you a squiff.  You are in the
inner reaches of your subconscious.  I am Lunar, your guardian ferret." At
this a big shinning 'S' appears on the ferret's forehead. "We can
communicate whenever you do something stupid and knock yourself
unconscious."

 "Cool, so if I have a subconscious, does that mean I have a functioning
brain?" Gordon says excitedly.

 "No... Anyways I have contacted you because I am about to tell you your
true identity. The time has come to tell you know because you must defend
all that is annoying and squiffy against the NegaCool"

 "WHA? Squiffy? But *I'm* Squiffy."

 "Yes, you are Squiff. You see, long ago on the moon, in the Moon Kingdom,
there was an ancient council of Squiffs led by the Squiff Princess. They
protected all that was annoying, stupid, and geeky."

 "I see, how do I fit into this?"

 "Well first off, you're the most annoying, squiffy, geeky, and overall
stupidest person ever.  Besides that, you are the protector of the Squiff
Princess, Sailor Squiff." As the ferret says the last two words, he does a
backflip and a pink wand appears and falls to the floor.  "This is your
Wand. Just pick it up and yell 'SQUIFF POWER, MAKE UP' and you will turn
into Sailor Squiff and gain all the power of all the Squiffs in the whole
world."

 "AWESOME!! See you later, Lunar."  At this, Gordon grabs the wand and
yells, "SQUIFF POWER, MAKE UP!!!"

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 SMACK!!!  Gordon falls flat on his face after tripping over another desk.
"Hey Squiff! Where'd you get the fuku?" Scott yells from across the room.

 At this, the room bursts out in laughter.  A huge sweat drop appears above
Gordon's forehead as he looks down to see his clothing is gone and that he
is wearing a pink Sailor Moon outfit.

 RING!

 'Oh no!  Lunch is over!  What will I do?' Gordon is amazed that he had just
actually had a thought.

 So astounded by having his first thought since... well... never, Gordon
forgets about his outfit and heads towards his next class.


<End of SAILOR SQUIFF: Prologue>


Well, how'd you like it?  Please give me some feedback on it. My major
question is, should I write more?  Anyways, this story is basically based on
me but over exagerated a lot.  Most of the characters are based off of real
life people I know.  The word 'Squiff' is a  word I have earned over the
months for being stupid and clutzy.

                                                Thanks for reading,
                                                            Gordon "Sailor
Squiff" Brown