>From the home office in the sewers of Tokyo, it's:

RANDOM INSANITY HOUR!

Let's start off with Pokemon: If They Mated!

Pikachu + Jigglypuff= Pikapuff, whose hideous singing
voice puts people to sleep (probably because it also
fries it's audience)

Abra + Lickitung= Lickibra, who can teleport it's
drool onto it's opponents (usually drowning them in
the process)

Tentacruel + Happosai (in a freak accident)= The
world's most perverted man. With tentacles. 'Nuff
said.)

New Jobs for Pokemon:

Ditto- moonlights as the world's biggest blob of Silly
Putty

Jigglypuff- Sleeping pills are no longer used after
the advent of "Jigglypuff-the Album"

Exeggcute- Omelets, anyone?

Staryu- used at Christmas as the Star of Bethlehem

Blastoise- a living fire extinguisher

Ghastly- older siblings pop this under their little
sibling's bed (giving 'the monster under the bed' a
whole new meaning....)

And now, our musical act, DoCo with their hit "Cat-fu
Fighting"...

Everybody was cat-fu fighting
That hammer's fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

She was a funky Amazon from a funky China town
She was beating Mousse up and chasing Ranma down
It's an ancient Chinese curse and everybody knew her
want
>From a feint into a splash, and Ranma shrieking like a
girl

That's when Ranma was cat-fu fighting
His 'claws' were fast as lightning 
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But she fought with expert timing

There was funky mad Akane and little P-chan too
She said 'Here comes the big mallet, let's get it on'
Shamps took a bow and made a stand, started swinging
with her hand
The sudden motion made Ranma skip now we're into a
brand knew trip 

Everybody was cat-fu fighting
That boy's as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But Akane hit him with expert timing

(repeat)..gotta have expert timing
Cat-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning....

See ya next time, when we have the Dancing Happosai
Chorus singing their hit 'Hentai Girl'! So long!

Jess, the completely insane LilTigre =@_*=









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