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Neon Slayers Evangeleon
A EVA \ Slayers Crossover
By Ammadeau
Roy.Fokker@UNSpacy.org

	Disclaimer:  None of these characters belong to me.  I�m 
just having a little fun with them.

	C&C, both public and private, is welcome.

	A moment ago Lina and Goury had found a mysterious 
idol, but now they stood in the middle of what had to be the 
strangest city they had ever seen.  The buildings were huge!  And 
they were all made of glass and metal.  This place made Atlas City 
look like a hovel.
	They didn't get much time to look around when they saw 
what had to be a monster.  It was bigger than the buildings and 
looked like Shabradingo's ugly cousin.  A blast from the creature 
incinerated a building right near where they stood.
	"Do something Lina!  It's going to kill us!"  Goury 
demanded as he cowered in fear behind her, peeking at the creature 
from around her shoulder.  That was the strange thing about Goury, 
thought Lina, he could be brave as a lion one minute and cowardly 
as a chicken the next.
	A monster this big, Lina thought, isn't going to taken out by 
just a fireball.  "Darkness beyond twilight," she began chanting as 
the monster proceeded to wreck the city for no obvious reason (but 
then its a monster so what to you expect?), "crimson beyond blood 
that flows, buried in the flow of time.  In the name of darkness, I 
pledge myself to thee.  Let the fools who stand before us be 
destroyed.  Dragon Slave!!!"

	Misato was just about to order Shinji and Asuka out in their 
EVAs when a massive energy blast stuck the angel.  "What the hell 
was that?" she demanded.
	"An incredibly powerful energy beam of some sort," Maya 
stated the obvious while checking the instruments, "It's actually 
broken through the angel's AT field!"
	"Amazing!" Ritsuko added as she checked the readings 
herself, "Its like no other energy form I've seen before.  What could 
possibly generate so much power?"
	"I want the blast traced to its source," Misato demanded, 
"and launch Units 01 and 02 to take care of that angel."

	Lina couldn't believe that there was anything left of the 
monster, but not only was it whole, it was starting to get up and it 
seemed to be looking in their direction.  She couldn't read any 
expression on its 'face', but had a feeling that it was pissed off.
	"Wow Lina, you hit that thing with the dragon slave and its 
still coming!"
	She nodded.  "I think that I wounded it pretty badly though.  
Well, looks like its all up you now Goury," Lina said, giving the 
blonde swordsman a pat on the back. 
	"Up to me?" he asked, scratching his head in confusion.
	"Use the Sword of Light you dolt!"
	"Oh," Goury replied and drew out his hilt, "Light come 
forth!"

	"You're not going to believe this," Aoba said.  It was an 
odd statement for one who regularly helped battle giant angels 
from destroying mankind, but in this case it was true.
	"What is it now?"  Misato asked, rubbing her head to keep 
the headache from coming.  She had felt it since they traced the 
blast back to a red haired girl and a blond man, both wearing 
strange clothes.  No way they could be the source of the blast.  The 
cannon that fired it had to be enormous.  Was the UN trying out 
some new weapon and didn't bother to tell her?  She again cursed 
the fact that NERV didn�t let her drink on duty.  Dammit, coffee 
just didn�t cut it at a time like this!
	Aoba punched up a zoom on the angel, only to see the 
blonde man jumping at it to attack.  Is this guy crazy? Misato 
thought, and how did he jump so high?  Everyone in the room was 
shocked when his glowing weapon cut through the angel like a 
glowing hot knife through some really disgusting looking butter.  
The angel exploded in a flash of light.
	"What's going on in there?"  Asuka demanded of the 
control room after hearing the explosion.  No one had even heard 
her, they were still staring at the screen in shock.

	Geez that was some blast, Lina thought as she pulled 
Goury's head out of a building.  The explosion had thrown the 
swordsman pretty far, but thankfully only his head had been hurt 
so no real damage had been sustained.
	"What was that thing?"  Zelgadis asked as he walked out of 
a cloud of smoke.
	"Where were you Zel?" Lina demanded, "We could have 
used your help a moment ago, you know."
	"Forgive me, but I just arrived.  When you and Goury 
disappeared, the idol flew into my hands.  It must have brought us 
here, wherever here is."  He looked around.  He had traveled the 
world looking for a cure for his cursed body, yet had never seen a 
city as strange as this.
	"Well, to answer your earlier question, I don't know.  But 
anything that could take my dragon slave and still come at you is 
trouble.  Luckily, Goury's sword was able to finish it off because 
there's no way I could cast another dragon slave right now.  I sure 
hope that there aren't any more of those things around."
	Suddenly, a woman's voice sounded throughout the city 
block saying, "You three, the redhead girl, and the two guys, stay 
where you are and someone will come to pick you up."
	The three were a little stunned to be picked up in a 
horseless carriage that had obviously seen better days.  Misato had 
decided to go and get them herself.  It was her duty as operations 
director.  Besides, she was the only one with a car.

	The three breathed a collective sigh, though not one of 
relief, when they saw a familiar short, dark haired girl standing in 
the middle of the street.
	"I guess we should stop and take her with us," Lina said as 
if it was the last thing in the world that she wanted to do.
	"Are you sure Lina?" Goury asked, "Couldn't we just 
pretend that we didn't see her?"  Zel nodded in agreement with the 
blonde swordsman.
	"Are you kidding?  Do you have any idea how much 
trouble little miss justice could cause if we let her go around here 
unsupervised?"
	Zel and Goury shuddered from the mental images this 
conjured up.
	"She a friend of yours?" Misato asked the group.
	"Sort of," Lina answered for the group.  "Her name's 
Amelia, stanch defender of justice and all around pain in the but."
	Amelia watched the strange contraption slow to a halt 
before her.  Before she could decide if this thing was somehow 
unjust and evil, she saw a familiar face.
	"Miss Lina!" Amlia squealed, "I'm so happy to see you!"

	"That's it!" Lina shouted.  "We're not going to answer 
anymore questions until you feed us!"  They had been barraged 
with questions since they had gotten there, only half of which Lina 
had even understood.  Just where the heck were they anyway?
	"I think you better do as she says," Goury stage whispered 
to Commander Ikari, who was feeling a little uncomfortable with a 
girl who could nearly destroy an Angel by herself getting angry at 
him.  "When she gets cranky like this, you never know what she'll 
do."
	"Cranky am I?" Lina turned on Gory and belted him right 
in the stomach, hard enough to knock the breath out of him.
	"See what I mean?" Gory said before groaning and falling 
on the floor.
	Asuka didn't know who this strange girl was, but she liked 
her style.  I wonder if she can teach me how to throw a punch like 
that?  Or blow up an Angel without an EVA.
	Commander Ikari wisely decided to hold the rest of the 
interrogation in the cafeteria.
	Nerv personnel stood around wide eyed as the Slayers gang 
put away food faster that should have been humanly possible.  The 
only one eating normally was Zel, who looked apologetic for his 
companions' lack of manners.

Future Scenes:

	"I don�t think I�ll be able to help fight these Angels for the 
next couple of days," Lina told Misato softly, not really wanting to 
talk about it before so many people.
	"Oh," Goury said, overhearing, "Guess it�s that time of the 
month again."
	As a result, Goury wasn�t able to help fight the Angels for 
the next few days either, since he was in the hospital.

	"Since Amelia is fourteen and our tests prove that she can 
synchronize with an EVA, Commander Ikari has made her the 
Forth Child."  Misato told Lina.
	"You mean you made her one of the pilots of those giant 
robots?" Lina asked with growing horror.
	Misato nodded, wondering about the strange reaction.  She 
was even more surprised when Lina grabbed her by the shirt and 
nearly shouted, "Are you insane?  Do you have any idea of the 
sheer scale of the damage she could do in one of those things?  Its 
worse that teaching her the Dragon Slave!"

	"Evil angel who tries to posses my vehicle of justice, feel 
the taste of my vengeance.  Megano Flare!"  Amelia shouted

	"Angel who attacks this city without warning, the wrath of 
heaven is upon you!  Know that I, the Black Thunder of Tokyo-3, 
will destroy you!"  Amilia shouted from inside her entry plug, 
broadcasting her speech all over Toyko-3 and waving around her 
progressive knife in a threatening manner.  "Strike! Strike! Strike!"
	Back in the control room, sweatdrops hug from everyone's 
head.  "Did her speech even make sense?" one of the bridgecrew 
asked.
	"She�s been watching a lot of anime recently," Lina 
explained, "She�s really gotten into this character Kuno from the 
show Ranma �.  Wants to follow in his footsteps or something."
	The bridge crew looked horrified.
	"Are you sure it was wise to put that girl in an EVA?" 
Fuski asked commander Ikari for the third time that day.
	Ikari only smiled slightly and did that thing with his glasses 
to catch the light (he spent hours in front of a mirror learning how 
to do this), it was all going according to the new plan.

**
Very unlikely to continue this, more like a one shot.  Takes place sometime after the blackout episode.  Planned to have Asuka develop a crush and Goury and look to Lina as her mentor.  Shinji is likely to be the reverse (crush on Lina, Goury as mentor because of his fearlessness).  Ritsuko will be intrigued by magic.  Gendo will come up with a new plan.  Steele will not like this.


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