RPG Maniac here!  For those who are wondering, I am
NOT into high explosive devices, hence RPG does NOT
stand for Rocket Propelled Grenade.  Here's another
Pokemon recipe to soak your taste buds into.  Enjoy,
and Bon Appeti~te!

Wheezing/Koffing on a Stick

Ingredients: 
1 Wheezing or Koffing, whichever is available.
1 wooden stick.
3 cu Marinade mixture of soy sauce, vinegar, and garlic
  cloves
An open fire.

Marinade the Koffing/Wheezing for at least 3 hours.
Then thrust wooden stick through Koffing/Wheezing and
turn over open fire for approximately 3 hours. Then
cut into little pieces and serve.

Caution: A side effect of this recipe is extreme,
toxic flatulence.  Make sure if you feel like
passing gas, to be at least 25 miles away from any
major population center, lest you kill innocent people
with your gas.  Also, keep away from any source
of flames whilst passing gas; not doing so may result
in an explosion of the gas, you, and about 25 miles
of real estate.

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