Private Bet #10 Chapter II
by Shade
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2d:(part 2)....Complications ensue.....
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The Tendos� curiosity grew as the sounds of a
scuffle drifted from the Dojo. They could hear some
shouting and heated conversation but the distance and
walls of the building in between made the exact words
the two were saying indecipherable. Several suspicious thumps
came a few moments later followed by complete silence.
Somehow the absence of sound was worse then the shouting.
The seconds stretched into minutes, the curiosity of Soun and
his daughters had just reached its peak when the door slid open.
A smiling Ranma dragged his semiconscious
father back into the house.
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�Once again, this is my dear old friend....
�Genma Saotome.� The bald, slightly overweight
martial artist�s voice was subdued when he spoke this time.
�And my son.....�
�Ranma Saotome. Pleased to meet you.�
He smiled politely from his seated position, trying to make a
good impression. It would make things easier when Ranma
explained that he couldn�t accept the engagment. At least
that wass what the Martial Artist and occasional Savior of the Galaxy
hoped, he still had a nagging suspicion that stopping this would be
more difficult then just a simple �no�.
None of the girls met his eye, Kasumi was staring down at
her hands with a slight blush on her rosy face. Nabiki was observing
her younger sister while occasionally stealing a glance of Ranma,
trying for the *meek and proper prospective wife* impression.
Akane was still irked over being ignored earlier and pointedly refused to
even look in his general direction.
{Oops, have I committed a social blunder?}
Ranma hoped not, his memory of proper Japanese manners was rather fuzzy though.
The closest thing to it that he �d encountered had been the Bushido
Federation of the Onis and he doubted that those customs would be well
received here.(1)
�Ah well then, these are my daughters.�
Soun could barely restrain himself as the
dream that had sustained him through the
master�s training and his wife�s death was
at last being fullfilled. The Schools would be joined at last!
�Kasumi, she�s nineteen.�
�Oh my.� Kasumi hoped that she would be picked. Her
expectations weren�t high though, Nabiki or Akane would
probably be the one chosen since they were so popular.(2)
�Nabiki, she�s seventeen.�
{Pick me! Pick me!!}
�And Akane, she�s sixteen. Pick any one you want
and she�ll be your new fiancee.�
�Hmph! You better not choose me!�
Akane finally glared at this guy who she�d probably
wind up engaged to anyway since neither of her older sisters
had her good looks. Only Docter Tofu hadn�t noticed that she
was in the full bloom of womanhood and she was working
on changing that.
�Um...I�ve got just one question for you Mr. Tendo.�
�Yes?�
�Exactly how drunk were you and
my father when the two of you made this promise?�
�Uh....� Stammered the mustached father of three.
{How�d he know about that?!}
�I�m really sorry, but I�m afraid I�ve
got to refuse your generous offer. See, I never
agreed to this engagement business
and Pops...�
A slightly irritated look was shot at the instigater of this mess.
�...well I finally convinced him that I�m not going to
be the one paying for *his* mistakes.�
�What?!!� Of all the responses they�d been expecting,
this wasn�t one of them. Today seemed to be just full of
surprises for the Tendo family.
�But this is a matter of family honor!!�
Soun wailed, his dreams crashing
around him like expensive pottery at terminal velocity.
�I don�t care. If I ever marry, it�ll be for love.
Not for honor, not for duty, and sure as heck
not because my pitiful excuse for a parent thinks
I�m some kind of merchandise to bartered away
to the highest bidder. Hell, if I�d wanted a bride I
could�ve gotten hitched a long time ago to any number
of girls that asked, but I haven�t met the right girl yet.�(3)
{Though not for the lack of them trying.....}
The sound of crashing cash registers echoed loudly in Nabiki�s head.
{No! No! NO!!! This can�t be happening!! I finally meet
a prospective fiancee and he�s NOT interested in this engagement!?!?!}
Akane�s mood improved slightly, at least
this guy didn�t want the engagment too. Although that
last comment about all the girls chasing him was rubbing a
few of her nerves the wrong way. The nerve of him!
What did he think he was?! God�s gift to women?!
Kasumi had yet to make a response.
Ranma studied the eldest daughter carefully, he really
didn�t want to hurt anyone but an arranged marriage
was where he drew the line. So far Kasumi had been
the only one to make him feel welcome, the tea had
been just the thing he�d needed after that match with his father.
He admitted to himself that he probably could let himself
fall for someone like her. Ranma was sometimes dense but
he wasn�t blind, even covered in that housedress he could tell
that Kasumi�s beauty would be a rare and precious
treasure once it was revealed. Add that to the mild psychic
abilities his partner had picked up and the genuine compassion
he saw in her eyes and you had a woman that made going home
something to look forward to.(4)
If he�d been anything else except a Cosmoknight, Ranma might
have just gone along with this engagement nonsense and picked
the eldest daughter to live happily ever after with. But his duty made
it too dangerous, no girl deserved to be put through the kind of chaos
that Ranma routinely danced around with. He didn�t want to one day
find out that one of his many enemies had killed or even worse captured
someone he loved to use as a pawn against him. Ranma had seen it happen
to a few other Knights before, it wasn�t pretty. Most of them had Fallen, in
two cases Ranma had been forced to kill the Knights for succumbing to
the darkness and the madness of revenge when their loved ones had been slain.
It was one thing to strike down an inhuman demon that you knew beyond
a shadow of a doubt was evil and deserving of death, it was another story
entirely to raise your weapon against someone who�d you called friend
and worked alongside just hours before.
Or worse yet,even if by some miracle his spouse
was able to avoid all the troubles and dangers that
were as much a part of him as his Cosmic Armor.
He would still be forced to watch as the girl he chose grew
old and died peacefully as Ranma lived on physically unchanged
by the years and decades as they rolled ever onward long after
her remains had crumbled into dust.
Ranma had decided it was better to simply wait
until he knew he could take that risk. He still wasn�t
ready for a relationship of that magnitude.
The Tendo patriarch was finally coming out of his
shock as the younger Saotome became lost in his
deep thoughts. Since tears and pleading hadn�t
worked it was time to switch tactics.
�YOU WILL MARRY ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS
AND FULLFILL THE PLEDGE BETWEEN OUR SCHOOLS!!!�
Aside from making Ranma wish that Mr. Tendo had paid more
attention to his oral hygiene the shouting had no effect.
�No.�
�Are you saying my daughters aren�t good enough for you?!!!�
The first stages of the Dreaded Demon God Of Terror Giant
Head Attack started to emerge. The older man�s eyes started to
glow like yellow coals as his tongue blackened and forked out
�No, I�m just not going to be forced to marry them.�
He tried to keep calm, how many times was he going to
have to repeat these same words before it sunk in that
Ranma was NOT going to be pushed into this?
�WHY YOU!!!�
The terrifying image appeared overhead as Soun
unleashed his ultimate attack to cow the boy into submission.
This dreaded technique had even defeated the dreaded master,
a mere teenager didn�t stand a chance. The schools would be united by
noon tomorrow!
Except that this young man�s sky blue eyes hardened and returned
the manifested projected outrage glare for glare.
It was an attack and Ranma treated it like one. Offended pride and outrage
was met by solid control and unshakeable confidence, the air around him
chilled as the Knight briefly let a glimpse of the person lying within him show
in his eyes. For the span of a heartbeat Soun saw a man capable of tearing apart
titanium steel girders like folder paper and who knew exactly what he
was capable of and how to use it with deadly precision. It was like looking
into the eyes of a giant predator, one that was safe as long as it was left alone
but quite able to make the idiot that disturbed him regret it. Ranma had
experienced worse things then this simple scare tactic, Mr.Tendo was way
out of his league here.
Soun was locked in a staring match that would
determine the decision of the Tendo-Saotome union.
He flinched, unable to meet that overwhelming gaze any longer.
Ranma grinned, there had never been any doubt in his mind
as to what the outcome would be.
�Won�t you please stay for awhile at least?�
Kasumi finally spoke up.
{Oh no.} That familar sinking feeling was back,
Ranma swallowed hard as he looked at her
silently pleading expression.
The region just below his ribs turned to jelly and the young
Knight was suffering the oddest sensations in the vicinity of
his brain as his logic centers melted.
Common sense lost to big brown eyes.
�Ah...sure, okay.�
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�He has no backbone when it comes to women.�
�You�re one to talk, Mr. �Yes Minako-chan, I�ll be happy
to do all the cleaning and the cooking�.�
�Have you ever tasted my wife�s cooking or
seen a room after she�s cleaned it?�
�Uh, no. I can�t say that I have.�
�Trust me, I love her with all my heart but some
things are better left alone.�
�That bad?�
�I�d rather not say.�
�Ah, I see. That bad huh.�
�Let�s get back to the Bet Entry.�
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Pantha Zo�a had struck again.
Cutey Honey looked up to see the
shining full moon hanging overhead and
as if mocking her a faint image of her
eternal foe grinned back evilly at the
lovely warrior.
{�As long as mankind exists, so shall we!�}
Those were the words Dolmeck had taunted her with.
{�Then I will fight you each time you come back,
Cutey Honey will not lose!! Even if I have to return
again and again, I will defeat you!!!� }
She�d lived by that promise ever since she sent Dolmeck and
Pantha Zo�a back to the Hell that had spawned them. But Evil
refused to die so easily, instead it took a different route. The
weakminded and the easily corrupted were first seduced
by Zo�a�s whispered promises then transformed into twisted
and powerful monsters when they succumbed to the darkness within.
No sooner had the city been freed from a one menace then it
had found itself threatened by an even more insidious threat
This night had been just another in a long series of running battles,
and once again the only real winner had been Panth�a Zo�a.
Honey could do nothing for the people that had been killed by
Diamond Tarantula tonight, nor could she say anything that would ease
the suffering of those who had lost family and loved ones. Even
when she finally killed the misguided fool that had taken Zo�a�s
offer of power the villain�s soul was only sent to the Dimension of
Darkness to feed the Dark Specter.
Cutey Honey was a Battle Android, the most
advanced one on the planet.
But even her indomitable spirit was starting to flag as the
never-ending tide of youma continued to come......
Only a miracle could stop the slow but steady losses the
forces of Light were taking in this War which could have
only one eventual conclusion.
A miracle called Ranma Saotome......
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-Back at the Betting Plane
*WHUMP*
Shadow was the first one to pick himself
up from the massive group facefault.
�Phaseworld Technology.....a CosmoKnight.....
....and now MAGIC TATTOOS?! Are you out of your mind?!!!�
The Cosmoknight he was addressing just looked smug.
�Is that even possible???!� The Guardian asked as
Rowan pulled out his sourcebook.
�I�m afraid so, there�s nothing here that says he can�t
get them since Ranma is *technically* still human.�
�You�re still hiding something from us aren�t you?�
�Yup� Zora finally answered.
Shadow pulled out his own sourcebook and
rubbed his eyes, the beginnings of a killer
headache starting to form.
Surely *THAT* couldn�t be legal.
(clip to part c)
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(1) The Kunos would probably be the only ones who�d *like* it.
(2)*Shrugs* She�s been working to keep the family in one piece,
can you blame her for a lack of confidence in her ability to catch a guy?
(3)How many of us have used this excuse before? Ranma�s not as
confident with the ladies as he sounds.
(4)If you�re wondering what the heck I�m talking about
see Ranma 1/2 the Movie 2 and pay close attention to Kasumi in it.
Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason?
For if it prosper: none dare call it treason.
-John Harrington
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-Dorothy Parker
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
-Alexander Pope
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