OK I was sent an e-mail sayin just to be fair to Akane that I should use
nothing but dark fics or something like that... so who ever Ranma ends up
with he can't win... so here is my rewrite and continuation... ^_^

On Sat, 24 Apr 1999, Jonathan C Tsoi wrote:

On Sat, 24 Apr 1999 metroanime@mindspring.com wrote:

Mirror mirror. Instead of three Wishes, how about
three Answers? Like with Wishbringer, but instead
the mirror just answers questions. Sort of like a
handheld search browser which responds to voice
commands and accesses Yggdrasil or something to
bring back an Answer. It will either only answer
three questions or will only answer one question
for any individual. Absolutely truthful and
complete, which is not what most characters would
want.

hehehehehehehehe...

Here we see Ranma going to ask a magic mirror 3 questions. Kasumi, Nabiki,
Kodachi, Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyo are sitting around the Tendo dining room
table all waiting an answers the mirror will give Ranma. 

Ranma: Mirror mirror on the wall what would happen to me if I decided to
marry one of the girl sitting here with me today.

Mirror: If you decided to marry Akane, you will be happily married until
after the honeymoon, then she will be an abusive spouse, send you the
hospital after beating you to a pulp on several occasions, Ukyo will try
and help you by making you join an Abusive Spouse Help Group where you
will be able yo help many batter women.  But when Akane finds out about
this she will be put you into the hospital again and when your friend Ukyo
come and visits you after you are released out of the hospital she kills
you and her with the Saotome's honor sword in cold blood. (Zen's Bitter
End... did I get the general overview correct?)

Everyone, except Akane, pale at hearing what will happens to them Ranma.
Akane is getting angrier my the secound.  Akane then screams out in rage
at hearing this horrid lie being said at her and lunges for the mirror,
which happens to still be in Ranma's hands, to take retrebution on it.
Ranma's life flashed before his eys. Everyone thinks that Akane is going
to attack Ranma. Ukyo stops Akane's lung by plaing her mega spatula in her
way and Shampoo knocks by slamming her bonbori onto her head.  Kodachi
then ties her up with a few of her ribbons.  While Nabiki and Kasumi see
their baby sister in a new light. Nabiki makes a few calls to Dr. Tofuu to
bring over a lot of sedative and to get her admitted into a sanitarium to
help her anger.

Ranma: Well that settles that... I'M NEVER GOING TO MARRY AKANE!

OK I was sent an e-mail sayin just to be fair to Akane that I should use
nothing but dark fics or something like that... so who ever Ranma ends up
with he can't win... so here is my rewrite and continuation... ^_^

Mirror: <sound a bit shaken> Boy that was scary... I thought I was going
to be shatter into a million bits... Now if you married Kasumi you would
have a loving and nuturing wife, but due to the extensive damage that you
receive from a jealous Ono Tofu, you loose your ability to do martial arts
and live a long, boring and mundane life. (Gary Kleppe's A Peaceful Life)

Ranma: <shudders!> I loose my ability to do martial arts if I end up with
Kasumi? Eep! I'd rather die than to live if I can't do martial arts again.

Mirror: Now if you married Shampoo, you would live in her village and
since you are a male you would be looked down upon. You warrior's spirt
will be broken and be nothing but a lowly male that will be used as slave
labor. (Read this somewhere... just don't remember where.)

Shampoo: That not true! Shampoo no let happen to Airen!

Mirror: You can't marry Ukyo because she is your half-sister. But if you
are into incestual relationships... (Tom Jefferys's Expansion Card)

Ukyo: WHAT?!

Mirror: Ask Genma or your mother if you want the sorted details.

Ukyo: I'm going to kill both of them...

Ranma: Why ain't I suprised? No wonder Pop was so set against us getting
married. 

<short pause>

Ranma: Well sis, welcome to the family! (All the why laughing it up and 
patting her on the back)

Ukyo: You insestive JERK!

<CLANG!>

Ukyo slams her spatula down against Ranma's head, then runs off crying.

Every female remaining in the room: Well he had that coming.


Anyone know any dark fanfic with Nabiki or Kodachi gets Ranma?  I think
that sould finish up the remaining females in the room... ^_^