On Sat, 24 Apr 1999 metroanime@mindspring.com wrote:

Mirror mirror. Instead of three Wishes, how about
three Answers? Like with Wishbringer, but instead
the mirror just answers questions. Sort of like a
handheld search browser which responds to voice
commands and accesses Yggdrasil or something to
bring back an Answer. It will either only answer
three questions or will only answer one question
for any individual. Absolutely truthful and
complete, which is not what most characters would
want.

hehehehehehehehe...

Here we see Ranma going to ask a magic mirror 3 questions. Kasumi, Nabiki,
Kodachi, Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyo are sitting around the Tendo dining room
table all waiting an answers the mirror will give Ranma. 

Ranma: Mirror mirror on the wall what would happen to me if I decided to
marry one of the girl sitting here with me today.

Mirror: If you decided to marry Akane, you will be happily married until
after the honeymoon, then she will be an abusive spouse, send you the
hospital after beating you to a pulp on several occasions, Ukyo will try
and help you by making you join an Abusive Spouse Help Group where you
will be able yo help many batter women.  But when Akane finds out about
this she will be put you into the hospital again and when your friend Ukyo
come and visits you after you are released out of the hospital she kills
you and her with the Saotome's honor sword in cold blood. (Zen's Bitter
End... did I get the general overview correct?)

Everyone, except Akane, pale at hearing what will happens to them Ranma.
Akane is getting angrier my the secound.  Akane then screams out in rage
at hearing this horrid lie being said at her and lunges for the mirror,
which happens to still be in Ranma's hands, to take retrebution on it.
Ranma's life flashed before his eys. Everyone thinks that Akane is going
to attack Ranma. Ukyo stops Akane's lung by plaing her mega spatula in her
way and Shampoo knocks by slamming her bonbori onto her head.  Kodachi
then ties her up with a few of her ribbons.  While Nabiki and Kasumi see
their baby sister in a new light. Nabiki makes a few calls to Dr. Tofuu to
bring over a lot of sedative and to get her admitted into a sanitarium to
help her anger.

Ranma: Well that settles that... I'M NEVER GOING TO MARRY AKANE!

Mirror: <sound a bit shaken> Boy that was scary... I thought I was going
to be shatter into a million bits... Now if you married Kasumi you would
have a loving and nuturing wife. She would help you gain better manners 
and social skills. After she convinces you to go to college, get a major 
in physical education and become a successful sensei with many many
students. (Anand Rao's Love and Marriage: The More Dangerous Path)

Everyone stares blankly at mirror and after a few moments of errie
silences, someone decided to say something.

Kasumi: Oh My!

(To be continued... maybe)

Can anyone point me to some good fanfics of the other fiances and Ranma
pair-ups so can have more dialogue for Mr. Mirror... ^_^