this was sent to me to forward on. send any
replies to Jonathan C Tsoi
jct3@dana.ucc.nau.edu
            this came in reply to four wish
oriented quick chuckles i'd sent to the RAAC.
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----- Original Message -----
From: Jonathan C Tsoi <jct3@dana.ucc.nau.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime.fandom
To: Gregg Sharp <metroanime@mindspring.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 22, 1999 8:10 PM
Subject: Re: [Ranma][Fanfic] four wishes gone
wrong?

On Tue, 20 Apr 1999, Gregg Sharp wrote:

 "HEY, I am NOT a weak fighter!"

 Ukyou, Shampoo, and Nabiki chuckled.

 "Aw, c'mon, Akane. Just make the wish, you
know you don't stand a chance in a real fight

with

Shampoo."

 With a glance around at her betrayers,
Akane felt a red haze snap into place. "I wish

you

all would fight me for real, then we could

see..."

 Akane's voice trailed off and her eyes
widened as she realized what she'd said.

"Oops."

YEAH!!! Akane finally get her head beat in!!!

And since I got yelled at by

one of KTF last time I yelled this out

publically I'm going also to add a

mini expansion for this... so this I can post

this pubically... ^_^

Round 1: Akane vs Shampoo

Location: Furinkin's Field.

Off at the side lines Nabiki is take bets on how

long Akane would last

against Shampoo since nobody in their right

minds thought that Akane could

win. And Ono Tofu is standing on the side lines

just in case anyone needed

him... ^_^

In the middle of the field we have Akane and

Shampoo preparing for their

fight... Akane is doing her sumo exercises and

Shampoo is standing their

looking bored.

Sayuri and Yuka both cheering for Akane and

silently prays for her to last

for 5 minutes.

Nabiki is standing in as referee and announces

the rule that were agreed

upon by every, "OK! You know the rules, you

fight all out and until your

opponent is no longer to fight and killing you

opponent is not allowed!"

She then looks as at Akane and Shampoo and tell

them they can begin as

soon as she gets off the field.  As soon as she

steps off the field and

turns around she starts her stop watch. As soon

as she does Akane and

Shampoo charges each other.

<BANG!> <THUMP!> <CRUNCH!> <POW!> <SNAP!>

<CRACKLE!> <POP!>

After a one minute has passed Akane is lying on

the ground with her limbs

twisted in weird angles and a about half of her

bones broken.  Dollar

signs pops into Nabiki's eyes since everyone

thought that Akane could last

at least one minute.

Later... Nerima Hospital...

We see Akane in a body cast and since she did

have a semi-super healing

ability the doctor said she would be fully

recovered in about 3-4 months

... ^_^

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOW COULD YOU DO

THIS TO MY BABY!"

"Well daddy, Akane was the one that wished and I

quota, 'I wish you all

would fight me for real,' and as they say be

careful of what you wish for"

"Yeah! Stupid Pervert Girl should know better

than the challenge Shampoo

in real fight. Only reason why Shampoo never

went all out against Pervert

Girl is because Shampoo no want Ranma hate her."

"Yeah, Mr Tendo! Didn't you teach the un cute

tomboy over there not to

challenge someone when she KNOWS is totally out

classed?  Well since

she is going to be in here for about a year, we

better get start training

you and Kasumi how to at least defend

yourselves."

"Why is that Saotome?"

"Well as you said Akane wish that we would ALL

fight her for real and

since you and Kasumi were in the room when the

wish was made I'd assume

the sword would have included you too."

Nabiki then blanches at Ranma's sudden insight.

Akane lies there in her

full body cast and listening to conversation,

she sheds a single tear when

realization dawns on her at how much she sucks

as a martial artist.

To be continued (maybe)

Maybe upcoming chapters:

Akane vs Kasumi
Akane vs Ukyo
Akane vs Nabiki
Akane vs Ranma

Anyone want me to continue this blatant Akane

bashing fic?  Well I don't

know if I'm really bashing her but it is my

belief that Akane is majorly

out classed and has one chance in the world when

it comes to an one on one

fight with Ukyo or  Shampoo. And the only reason

that she comes out as

well as she does in the anime and in the manga

is that she is that all of

Ranma's admirers is in a free for all brawl and

not concetrating on her

too much.

thought of something else myself. wishes have been
done a lot. fantasy conventions not explored that
could make for an interesting story or two:
(remember, any replies after 4/29 go to a mailbox
that won't have any means of getting empty.)

the Sleeping Beauty effect. Fiancee/Character X
eats a poisoned apple. Cologne, Tofu, or some
other expository character (or maybe just a label
on the sack of fruit) declares that this is the
Sleeping Beauty poison and only a kiss from the
True Love of the sleeper will awaken them. Make it
interesting and if Ranma or Akane is the victim,
the True Fiancee doesn't do the trick. If Nabiki,
who will dare try? Same with Kodachi. The thing
would be to go for an Unexpected but "hey this
could work" pairing. Tofu+Nabiki. Ranma + Ami
Mizuno. Akane + Konatsu.

Mirror mirror. Instead of three Wishes, how about
three Answers? Like with Wishbringer, but instead
the mirror just answers questions. Sort of like a
handheld search browser which responds to voice
commands and accesses Yggdrasil or something to
bring back an Answer. It will either only answer
three questions or will only answer one question
for any individual. Absolutely truthful and
complete, which is not what most characters would
want.

gregg