On Wed, 21 Apr 1999, Chris Davies wrote:

On Tue, 20 Apr 1999, Ranma Al'Thor wrote:

	The phone rang, so she grabbed it.  "Minako and Himeko's Secret
Base.  Dr. Aino, future world conqueror, speaking."

	"Hey, this is Ken.  

	"Who?"

Just a random guy from her classes.
 

   	On the screen, a group of men in steam powered plate mail were being
wiped out by what looked like a mob of angry mimes in French Revolutionary
army uniforms.  Meanwhile, it kept cutting back and forth between this
scene and some woman in a huge dress with a skirt large enough to hide her
own army of mimes.  She was sitting by the bedside of one of the major
characters, William Pitt the Even Younger, who had been injured in a
previous scene when he had tried to fight a duel of Proust quotations with
a French officer during the siege of Amiens. 

	... you know, every now and then I say to myself, "Self, I'm not
going to be fazed by the strange and bizaare images in John's fics anymore."
Will I never learn?

Probably not; I'll come up with a weird one.
 

	Yuki laughed.  "It's easy.  I've been learning ever since I was
five years old, after I dreamed of being a great archer, and decided to
make my dream real.  I haven't quite figured out how to make the other
part of it real, but..."

	"That's a wonderful dream," Hotaru agreed.

	They were immediately set upon by the Dead Moon Circus.  Tragedy was
averted when someone pointed out that the Dead Moon Circus didn't exist in
this timeline.

Heh!
 

        Ami smiled.  "He says he was glad to help Princess 
Manami of Earth and her page girl."

        "PAGE GIRL!?"

	"Oops, sorry.  He didn't say page girl."

	"Good!"

	"He said page three girl."

Heh!
 
Thanks for the comments!

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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