Disqualified Private Bets(The Series?)

Entry Reject #1: An Evil, Evil Idea (TM!)
by Shade

Disclaimer: AIC please don�t sue me for the 
horror I am about to commit with your characters.
The G guy ain�t mine either. This idea may or may not 
have been done before, I�m not sure. Sorry.

~~~~~~~

�And you are?�

�Grog, divine entity demi-class, probationary. 
I represent those really awful drinks you find in only 
the seediest of bars and also the patron guardian of Groo.�

That alone should have warned them.

Oh well.
~~~~~~~
 
�Agghh!!! It�s a mummy!!!� Tenchi cried as he backed away in 
fear from the pool and the now moving body that 
had been lying within it.

�WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MUMMY!!!�
Screeched the angry space pirate as she brandished her 
black bullwhip and cracked it menacingly.

�AAAIIIEEEE!!!�
~~~~~~~
-Later

�Ayeka.....�

�huh?�

�That�s my name.....�

The now young and attractive demon stood above him,
threatening to send large quantities of blood spraying 
everywhere.

It wasn�t the floating electrical logs that got him, nor 
was it that nasty looking whip she�d been 
swinging earlier now resting on her hip.
It was her outfit, where the HELL had she gotten
such a skimpy piece of black leather that 
threatened to violate all standards of decency 
every time she inhaled???
~~~~~~~~
-And later

Crown Princess Kiyone of Planet Jurai had finally 
found that villainous space pirate.

�Yukinojo!�

�Yes Ma�am?�

�We must destroy that spaceship of Ayeka�s at ANY cost!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?�

�Perfectly.�
~~~~~~~~~

-Later again

�I want your balls please.�

�WHAT?! NO WAY!! YOU CAN�T HAVE THEM!!!�

�You fool! I mean the jewels in the sword!

�Wha?�

�I need the gems to summon Mihoshi!�

�Who?�

�The other demon in the legend!�
~~~~~~~

�...yyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!�

The Yagami screamed across the sky, flying 
like a drunken maniac was at the helm.
Amazingly it managed to avoid hitting anyone 
as Mihoshi picked up Tenchi, 
Ayeka and the Masaki House.
~~~~~~~

�We�ve detected Mihoshi.�

�ALL GUNS LOCK ON THAT SHIP AND FIRE!!!!� 

�Yes Ma�am!!�

�NO MORE MIHOSHI!!!�

~~~~~~~~
-Moving on

�Hi! My name is Little Washu!�

There was a brief pause as the sheer kawaiiness 
of the little crab-haired princess overloaded Tenchi�s 
bloodsugar levels.

~~~~~~~~
-Uh......

�Isn�t it just precious, our very own love child!�

�CHILD?! What are you talking about??!!!�

The large egg�s speckled shell started to crack......

�Hiya!� Out popped a gorgous tanned blonde 
with pointed ears and cute little fangs. Her big blue eyes 
fashioned on the surprised Tenchi and turned into little hearts.

�Tenchi!�

*GLOMP*

Tenchi had just enough time to realize that Mihoshi was also 
nude and extremely well built for a starship before he fainted.

�MI HO SHI!!! You�re supposed to be MY Spaceship!!!�

�Mmmm.....� The female in question was busy cuddling 
with the now unconscious boy.

�MIHOSHI!!!�

Did you say something?� Mishoshi�s cute face 
popped up from where the
beautiful girl who also could transform 
into a heavily armed battlecruiser had been nuzzling
Tenchi�s neck.

�AAAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!�

Ayeka swore to herself that 
she was going to be a solo gig 
from now on.

~~~~~~~

�Say...isn�t she a bit bigger then the egg she came out of?�

�Don�t think about it Bard, you�ll only hurt yourself.�

�Where�d you put the sake Shadow? I need a drink.�

�I think I�ll join you Rowan.�

~~~~~~~
-Much later

A starship fell from the sky.
The scary thing was that Tenchi was 
starting to get used to that as normal 
around here.

First Class Detective Ryoko and her 
partner Ryo-ohki were rescued from 
a subspace portal by one teenage Masaki.

Along the way as they plummeted down to the hot springs
Tenchi became better acquainted with the officer�s ample attributes.

~~~~~~~
-Later still

�I am Pretty Sammy! The greatest Scientific Genius in the 
Universe!! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!�

�Uh....pleased to meet you Miss Sammy.�

�Call me Sasami, would you like to be a 
guinea pig for my experiments?�
~~~~~~~~~

�All right, STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!�

�Wha?!�

�You know the rules, we don�t want 
this kind of entry around here.�
~~~~~~
-Aiya!

�No no no Tenchi, you can just call me Tsunami now....�

The stunning blue haired 
bombshell leaned forward for a kiss.

�Ah...ah....ah...�

~~~~~~

�I told you to pull the plug!�

ZZZZT.......
*$*$*$*$*

Author's note: This one was just too weird, even for me.
Just can't continue this, so please don't ask.
If anyone else wants to try going with this idea, be my guest.
Just please send me a copy of your story. ^_^



Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason?
For if it prosper: none dare call it treason.

-John Harrington

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

-Dorothy Parker

I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

-Alexander Pope

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