Ranma stood in a phone booth on the streets of Nerima, and
spoke into the receiver.

       "I don't know what the future holds," he said.  "I can only
tell you how it starts.

       "It involves a whole bunch of really neat martial arts.  It
involves me never being cursed again.  And it doesn't involve a
damned wedding!  Got that?"

       Ranma let the receiver drop.  He glanced about the streets of
Nerima, then shrugged, and flew straight up, disappearing into
the clouds.

       From the dangling receiver came a very confused "Growf?"


FINI

<insert face fault here>

ouch...... I acually expected a matrix spoof about a week ago, silly 
me ^_^

While reading this a thought came to mind:

What if the way that the Matrix deals with J-curses is to combine two 
people??? if this was the case, how would ranma deal with meeting 
him/herself?? Love? Hate? confusion?????????????????????????????


                                                        -Trikster 

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