~~~~~~~~~

Kami-sama felt a chill of foreboding, as if 
someone had just caused an event that 
threatened the very fabric of reality itself.

He wasn�t far off the mark.
~ -_-�

Okay, we can start worrying again.

The miracle of life is a wonderful thing. 
Of course too much of a good thing is almost 
as bad as not having it at all.

Let it just be recorded that several couples
in Asia experienced a brief period of 
extreme fertility......
~_~�����

(all)  UH oh!!!

The kitchen was his first stop.

�Tsunami! Kasumi!! Makoto!!�

This is known as "Waaaayyy too much peaceful domesticity"  But 
Belldandy in here, and you could stop a war.

�Nanami! Nabiki!! Afura!!!�

At least the Tendo's aren't poor. ^_^

�Akane! Asuka! Lina!�

Then again, there _ARE_ repair bills to worry about...

Silence.

�Where are those girls anyway???�

Starting(or ending by mutual annihilation) a small war somewhere, I 
bet.

~~~~~~~~

�AIIIIIIEEEE!!!! MEN!!!�

*CRASH*BOOM*

�I hate BOYS!!!�

*SMASH*POUND*DESTROY*

�FIREBALL!!!�

*Major Owwiiie Time*

The battlecries of Soun�s youngest daughters
shook the old wooden walls of the Tendo Dojo 
as they proceeded to demolish enough construction 
materials to build a goodsized skyscraper.

Akane gave satisfied sigh as she vented her built 
up frustration. She always felt better after 
breaking something.

Standing next to her was a giant black 
suit of power armor and a red haired girl 
with a modest chest.

Said girl had wisps of smoke 
curling up from her slightly sizzled hair.
The rest of her wasn�t in much better condition.

�How many times have we told you Lina! 
No magic in the Dojo!!!�
~~~~~~

It was a rare peaceful moment in Nermia.

�FIANCEE??!!�

The Tendo house jumped a foot off the ground

>from the sheer power of the girls� outcry.

It was a very short lived peaceful moment.
~~~~~~

�Get back here!!! I�m going to thank you for 
dragging me and Mayuka off to China  Then 
I�m going show my appreciation for engaging us
to a bunch of people WE HAVE NEVER 
EVEN MET BEFORE!!!!� 

The bouncing blob stopped and turned, it�s 
single eye glaring back at the boy charging it.

�Feh, your move old man.� 

*Boing*

The young man�s eyes widened, of all the 
things he�d thought Genma would try this 
was dead last on the list.

A morbid fascination filled him as he 
looked up to see the sun briefly 
obscured by the shadow 
of that giant lump of worthless blubber.
Then it started on its path back down to earth.

�Oh crap....�

*SPLAT*

Five hundred pounds of pissed off
Blorple came crashing down on one 
Ranma Saotome, smashing him 
into the pavement.

Satisified that he had incompacitaed his son for the 
moment Genma grabbed his Ranma�s shirt in his 
mouth and proceeded to bounce his way toward 
the Tendo Dojo.

Mayuka Saotome picked up her brother�s empty
sword handle and followed.
~~~~~~~~
(To be continued?)

Quick Guide

-Tendos
Nanami, Nabiki, Afura  
Akane, Asuka (UY), Lina,
Tsunami, Kasumi, Makoto 
0_0��

-Assorted Amazon sisters of Shampoo

(cross Happosai with a young Cologne and what do you get?)

Shayla Shayla 

^_^

Mihoshi: cursed form; Kiyone (A whole new twist to the MihoKiyo duo) 
Rei (Ayanami)
Hotaru
(Ah......no comment)

-Ranma Saotome: cursed form; Tenkoto
(Fell into the Spring of Drowned Main Characters 
Who Are Doomed To Always Have Too 
Many Women Chasing After Them)

Heh.

-Mayuka Saotome: cursed form; Teenage Girl
O_o�

-Saotome Pets
Nuku Nuku; cursed form: Teenage Girl 
with Unbelievable Superhuman Abilities

Felicia; Darkstalker who pretends to have 
a cursed girl form.

Cool!

( Little Mayuka got her hands 
on Genma�s training manual early in their trip.
When Genma tried to salvage what he could from it all he 
could make out was the the following;
�Keep.....cat.....acquire....Catfist�

Ah, the magic of Crayola...

So instead of the pit Ranma got a pet. ^_^
Mayuka also got one later in hopes that 
she�d learn the Catfist too. Genma�s still waiting......)

Actually, this might work this time out.  Wouldn't you say 
Felicia-chan knows the Neko-ken?  Maybe she'll train them...

o_O

-Furinkan teachers
Washu & Hinako (Chi vampires)
Misato & Fujisawa (They have to be related)

You know what they say, "Beer is thicker than water." ^_^

O_O�

-Kuonjis
Ryuunosuke(UY)
Ukyo

-Hibikis
Ryoko 
Ryoga: cursed form; Moogle

M-chan!  Or better yet, give him SOD Werewolf(Jon Talbain)  Or in 
Ryoga's case, that should be _Where_wolf.  ^_^  Wouldn't he and 
Felicia make a cute couple?

Asuka(Eva) 

Oh dear...

Jinanai Kuno, Mendo Kuno, Tatewaki Kuno (Triplets)
(The Universe shudders.) 

Ready all Reflex/Macross Cannons...  Maybe Gaurry would be good for 
this.  Let at least one Kuno get a Tendo...

Naga Kuno, Ayeka Kuno, Kodachi Kuno (Triplets yet again)
(...........)

OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!  The Black Rose, the White Serpent, 
and the Purple...  I have no Idea.

I like, I like I like!

Gimme More!

SAMAS

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