Having read the 'Top Ten Rejected Lines for Ranma Characters', I felt compelled
to add to this work...

Hmmm.... The Top Ten Rejected Lines for Doctor Chrome Ballanche.
 10. Gee, I really hate that Ladioss Sopp guy.
 9. Umm...what's this picture of a double helix supposed to be?
 8. I know! I'll make all my Fatimas look like George Burns instead 
of beautiful girls!
 7. Perfect! The new Fatimas can do the most difficult task of all - 
program my VCR!
 6. Hey, Ladioss, sorry, but why do you think I call them Fat- imas ?
 5. Hmmmm.... now for my next project....small crablike things to pilot 
small insectoid mechs! I'll call them Invid...
 4. Gotta Daaaaaance!
 3. Carry the three, drop the tenth decimal place...darn, screwed up 
again. Oh, well, sorry, Faulk, your Fatima still can't carry a tune.
 2. Come here, Clotho, Daddy wants to play a little game. It's called 
hide the...
And now, the number one Rejected Line for Doctor Chrome Ballanche....
 (Drum roll please)

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 1. You know, it'd be easier to build Fatimas if I didn't have this 
damn Jusenkyo curse...>splash< BWEE, BWEEEEEE!

Top ten rejected lines for Soun Tendo ! 
  10. Now, Ranma, you know that dojo means nothing to me...
  9. Akane's kidnapped again? Oh, well, she can take care of herself.
  8. Look, Master Happosai, I've had enough of your
crap. Go away and leave my family alone.
  7. Oh great. That freeloader Genma just sent me a
card, he's on his way here with that loser son of his, because
of that stupid promise I made when we were drunk.
  6. Why, yes, Cologne, I do think that Shampoo has the most 
legitimate claim...
  5. Oh, Kodachi, do it again!
  4. Alright, Nabiki, fork over the cash.
  3. Oh, Tatewake, I don't know how I could have lived without you!
  2. Martial arts? Who, me? No, I've been an accountant
all my life. Martial artists are all dumb jocks.

 And the number one rejected line for Tendo Soun is...... 

(drum roll, please)
 
  1. Now, Ranma, crying never solved a thing. You never see me 
cry, do you?

Here it is, live from the most twisted mind
 in Fandom, the Top Ten Rejected Lines for Priss Asagiri (BGC)!

  10. (giggle)>blush< Oh, mister Quincy, the things you
say to a girl...>eyelids fluttering<
  9. Boomers are the greatest answer to all of Mankind's problems.
  8. Let the police handle it. Vigilantes are a danger to society.
  7. Have you heard the latest Billy Ray Cyrus song? I just LOVE 
country!
  6. Nope, no motorcycles for this girl, gimme a nice off-road 
pickup any day...
  5. Oh, but I am more than a singer...I am geisha, too...
  4. Okay Leon, you and Daley together tonight!
  3. Ohh, Mackie.....>wearing a negligee<
  2. Guns are so clumsy, and noisy...Ick!

And the number one rejected lie for Priss Asagiri is.....

(drum roll, please)

  1. WAH! I'm so scared!!!!!

Here it is, the Top Ten Rejected Linesfor Lynn Minmei

  10. Yup, nothing helps the old voice like a good Cuban 
cigar!
  9. Oh, Rick? I just wanted to let you know I'm running 
off with Lisa. Bye-bye!
  8. Rick Hunter, prepare to DIE!!
  7. Movies? Sorry, I just want to be a simple waitress.
  6. I'm sorry rick...but I'm really a Micronized Zentraedi!
  5. Music is just a waste of time.
  4. Ah, Rick...But I can't give up Martial Arts...it's my life!
  3. Max, would you marry me?
  2. I wanna be a pilot!

And the number one rejected line for Minmei is...<drum roll>

  1. Obviously, the tachyonic influx caused a massive
interdimensional surge that displaced the fold engine 
throughout reality. 

To represent the other side of this,
Presenting the Top Ten Rejected Lines for Rick Hunter!

  10. >hic< ya shee, I'm the >hic< master of the
Anything Goes >hic< Drunken shkool of mek >hic< Mecha     
Piloting...
  9. Oh, Lisa...I can't love you. My only love, Roy 
Fokker, just died...
  8. Airplanes? Sorry, I'm afraid of heights.
  7. Peace, man, peace and love. Fight the power! Stop
the War! Ain't that right, Kyle ?
  6. Umm...which button turns this veritech on, again? 
I always forget...
  5. Yes, Dolza. With this information, we can rule the 
world together! Bwahahaha!
  4. Cap'n Glovall, didn't you say this was going to be
a three-hour tour? Skipper?
  3. I'm in an airplane, flying through the rings of
Saturn, with countless 50' aliens out to seperate my head from
my neck...gee, I'm glad I have two women fighting over me, or 
I'd get bored.
  2. Lisa...teach me to be a woman!

And the number one rejected line for Rick Hunter is...

<drum roll>

  1. Minmei, you are such a bimbo!

Hmmm...okay, here it is, the Top Ten Rejected Lines for 
Gennai of El-Hazard!

  10. Gee, Mokoto, you're my best friend!
  9. War is for the weak-minded.
  8. You know, I never noticed just how cute my sister 
is... ( note: Eeewww! )
  7. How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want
to run for Student Council !
  6. Hey, a t-shirt is good enough for school.
  5. Yessir, whatever you say, sensei.
  4. I absolutely refuse any honors you would seek to bestow on me.
  3. Ahh.. the way of the warrior is the way of the road...
  2. Mokoto, cute cat. And he makes such a dashing fashion 
accessory, too!

And the number one rejected line for Gennai from El-Hazard is...

<drum roll>

  1. Bugs? Ewww, I hate bugs.

Please don't kill me!
<runs off stage, still holding the microphone>

- Valandar the Red of the Empty Tankard

PS: All characters are property of their creators. Don't sue me, 
I have no money.
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