Author's notes:
I decided to run with this until I run out of ideas or I get bored with it
^_^ C&C is welcome.



One Ranma is trouble enough...
by Kahlil Noriega 


As the day in new Nerima grew on, each of the Ranma's present observed
Genius Ranma curiously as he typed away on his Washu-type computer before
each of them reeled back as Genius Ranma cried "It's done!" striking a
triumphant pose with his fist in the air.

"What's done?" Native Ranma asked from where he stood beside Goddess Ranko

"A new school." Genius Ranma answered smugly with arms crossed in front of
his chest as he nodded to himself in satisfaction.

"A new school...why the heck do we need a new school for? We already have
Furinkan..." Native Ranma asked annoyed, disappointed that the long wait he
spent curiously puzzling over Genius Ranma's work was boring and useless to
him.

"Don't be stupid Ranma! Eh, not you guys, him over there standing by
Goddess Ranko, you don't honestly think any sane school would admit more
than one Ranma would you?"

"Well, yeah..." Native Ranma answered, not understanding Genius Ranma's
point.

"I shouldn't have asked - You see - Ranma no school can keep up with the
damage you always bring, let alone two or three of you for that matter,
understand?"

"Yeah, but I still don't see the point of making a new school when some of
them might not even go to Furinkan or any other school at all..."

"Hmph, well be that as it may, I still took the liberty of making of
founding a new school. The best school, no the greatest school, no the
school that would - "

"Get to the point already!" Native Ranma cried out impatiently.

"Ah-hem, yes, well I guess the best way to go about it then would be to
show you..." Genius Ranma said as he began typing in commands on his
Washu-type computer as the other Ranma's looked on curiously...

"BEHOLD!" Genius Ranma cried, flourishing his hand in the air as he
punctuated his cry by pressing a button on his computer.

"What's that?" Native Ranma gasped as did several other Ranma's and Ranko's
as a sudden  circular, multicolored disk appeared in the sky. Lightning
laced the disks perimeter as it slowly began to grow in size, several
Ranma's gawked in astounishment while Native Ranma looked on with
apprehension beside Goddess Ranko who looked at the shining object in
fascination. Genius Ranma just looked on starry eyed as his creation was
about to be unveiled...

>From the center of the multicolored disk, a large floating object began to
slowly descend, several Ranma's gasped as they noticed it to be a large
rock or something...

"Look it's an island!" one Ranma cried as the floating piece of rock
descended slowly from the disk. It was not alone in its descent, however as
several equally large islands began to appear beneath the disk as the group
of Ranma's on the ground stood in awe at the sight.

And as the islands settled a few miles overhead, the multicolored disk
began to shrink and with it gone, clarity came as several Ranma's pointed
out several buildings and smaller island among the large ones, running
waterfalls and huge forests, buildings in the greek style as were other
weird looking ones that were clearly hi-tech in design and use. They stood
there amazed...

"Behold ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Anything goes
University..." Genius Ranma spoke from a newly made podium he suddenly
produced without them noticing.

"Anything goes University?" one Ranma repeated.

"Do I hear an echo? Yes, the Anything goes University, the school that
would teach the fine Art of the Ranma..."

"The Art of the Ranma?" several Ranma's questioned.

"The Art of the Ranma, the University welcomes all Ranma's and Ranko's. We
will teach you the fine Art of the Ranma, our fine and noble instructors
will teach you what it is to be Ranma..."

"Be Ranma? But I am Ranma!" one Ranma cried as did several others voicing
agreement.

"Of course you are, but there are things that you might not know of
yourself and we would like to teach you about it, for that matter you might
even find some of our courses interesting..."

"Interesting in what way?" one Ranma asked.

"Well you might find our class on the art of engagement worth your
while..." Genius Ranma offered.

"I don't need to learn about that, I already know that..." one Ranma
answered raising his fist.

"No not that kind of engagement, but for you I don't see any problem in you
failing that course as I see you have...(counting on his fingers) four
fiancee's already..."

"Don't tell me..." Native Ranma cried.

"Yes, the art of having girls and or boys engaged to you, marry you etc..Of
course this is not the only course we are offering. For those of you who
are not linear Ranma, and I know it hurts, just look at me, we who have
been branded OOC. Don't despair cause I thought as much, we also specialize
in the fine art of opening fight speeches, planet destroying, time hopping
and-

"Hey I make great speeches!" Sailor Ranko cried form out of the crowd.

Silence...

"I do..." Sailor Ranko cried as silence once again greated her, once or
twice someone in the group would cough.

"Here let me prove it to you all! For those that would belittle the
speeches I make I-" Sailor Ranko began before she was cut off by a gentle
hand on her shoulder.

"Mamoru Ranma-chan..." Sailor Ranko gasped as she turned to face her love's
adoring eyes.

"Ranko-chan, you don't have to prove to them that you make great
speeches..." Tuxedo Ranma whispered softly to her.

"Oh Tuxedo Ranma..."

Silence...

"Ah-hem! Well, registration is open to all who are intersted and I would
like to welcome you all!" Genius Ranma shouted as he stepped down from his
make-shift stage amidst the claps and cheers of the assembled Ranma's.

***
Off  to the side of the crowd...

"Well, do you think we should apply?" Goddess Ranko asked Native Ranma
beside her.

"I don't know, but it does sound like fun!" Native Ranma answered as he
turned around and watched as Genius Ranma was mobbed by eager Ranma's and
Ranko's who wanted to apply.

"It might not be bad at all..." he said smiling.

***
In another part of the crowd...


A boy Ranma was walking among the crowd, astride his right shoulder was a
Pikachu. He seemed to be looking for someone...

"How will we ever find him in this crowd, Pika-Ranko?"

"Pi..."

He stopped as he looked over the crowd, everyone was busy talking he saw.

"Uh hey, have any of you seen Ranma?"

"Hmm?" Several Ranma's chorused as they all paused in their conversation to
stare at the boy who big sweated with his pikachu.

"Ah, Sorry...I'm looking for Genius Ranma. Have any of you seen him?"

Several Ranma's shrugged no, while some tossed probable places he could go
to start looking for him. Pokemon Master Ranma looked sadly at the ground
as it seemed hopeless if he could ever find Genius Ranma in this sea of
Ranma's.

"I'm sorry Pika-Ranko, it seems that Genius Ranma can't be found
anywhere..."

"Pika...ko..."

"Excuse me, but I heard that you are looking for Genius Ranma?" A soft
voice asked from out of the crowd. 

"Yes!" PM Ranma cried as searched the crowd for the one who called him.

"Over here..." Ranko called, this one dressed in fine chinese style silks.

PM Ranma ran to her and stopped a few feet away as he looked up at her
smiling face.

"Hi! You said you know where I might find Genius Ranma..."

"Yes I do, I'm Ranko, Suzaku no Miko, and you're name might be..."

"Ranma, Ranma Catchem, and she is Pika-Ranko..."

"Pi!"

"Oh! She's so cute!"

"Uh miss, you said you know where Genius Ranma is..."

"I do, though I don't think he would be able to see you for a while..."

"Oh? And why's that?"

"Just listen and look over there..." Miko Ranko answered as she directed PM
Ranma by pointing to a man being chased by several different kind of
Ranma's and Ranko's.

"Why are they chasing him?"

"Just listen..." she replied smiling.

~~~

Runnning for his life, Genius Ranma cried "I told you guys already that
there is no cure!"

"Liar! How can you possibly call yourself the greatest scientific mind in
the universe if you can't even make a simple cure!" cried one of the
Ranma's chasing him.

"Yeah! Make us a cure, I don't want to spend half my life turning into a
guy!" cried one of the Ranko's

"And what's so bad about turning into a guy?"

"It's sick!"

"Turn me into a girl!" cried another Ranma.

~~~   

"I see what you mean..." PM Ranma sighed as Miko Ranko smiled beside him.

~~~

Escaping the mass of Ranma's and Ranko's by ducking behind a corner, Genius
Ranma sighed as he heard the last of the angry cries of the mob diminish
and disappear.

"And I thought one Ranma was bad enough! But over a hundred, and more
coming in by the miunte as new fic universes are born?"

Genius Ranma sighed again as he plopped down on his behind and leaned back
on the wall.

"When will this madness ever end?" he thoguht outloud as he closed his eyes
and leaned his head on the wall. He felt really tired before he slapped his
head in irritation.

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Murphy's law no. 69 'When you think things are
bad, believe me when I say it would only get worse'" He finished lecturing
himself as he remembered several teachings he learned back in the academy.

"Just great, hopefully things won't get any worse than- AAAAAAH!" 

He gasped upon opening his eyes as he looked up at the sky. The skies of
over Nerima was set aligth as hundreds of small dimensional holes started
appearing, from each hole fell several characters, mecha, cute girls,
fiancee's, demons, perverts all those fun stuff and more still pouring
in...

"Oh no..." Genius Ranma cried as he stared up at the sky fearfully, he
could already hear the frightened cries of several Ranma's nearby as they
too fled the streets...

"Darling!" a familiar green haired girl in a tiger stripped bikini cried as
she glomped herself on a frightened Moroboshi Ranma...

"Let go of me Lum!" Moroboshi Ranma cried as he tried to struggle from the
vice like grip Lum had on him.

"For trying to leave me..." Lum fairly hissed as the air around her began
to sizzle with electricity.

"WAHHH! NO LUM NO!" Moroboshi Ranma wailed as he double his efforts to
escape...

"Divine..."

"OH GOD! OH GOD! PLEASE LET ME GO!"

"RETRIBUTION!"

"WAAAHHH!"

For those who heard him that day, they all felt for his pain...

***

Somewhere in the middle of the city, frightened nermian's fled for their
lives as demon's began wasting the city.

"Ah! So many youma!" Sailor Ranko gasped as she landed on top of a nearby
roof top followed by Ranko Mido, Ranko Mano.

"No, these aren't your ordinary youma, these are youma from the shikima
realm..." Ranko Mido supplied beside Sailor Ranko.

"So you mean that they would...and that we should...in order to defeat
them!" Ranko Mano gasped as she turned frightened eyes at Ranko Mido.

"Yes, that is one way of vanquishing these lust demons, if it comes to
that..."

"NNOOOOO! I don't want to do that, I want my Mamoru Ranma-chan to pluck my
divine flower of womanhood, I won't I won't, I won't!" Sailor Ranko wailed
beside the two girls.

Silence came from the two girls as they sweated and waited for Sailor Ranko
to calm down.

"So what about you Mano-chan"

Blush. "Well, I always wanted to do it, but not with a demon, it's just
sick!"

Looking down at the assembled youma, Sailor Ranko made a quick note of
their numbers and compared there number's to them.

"Do you think we could handle all of them with just the three of us?"
Sailor Ranko asked the other two.

"I don't know, I know I can handle 2 or 3 demons at a time, they might need
to take turns..." Ranko Mido supplied as she thought about it.

Silence...

"What?" Ranko Mido asked as she looked at her friends.

"Maybe we could go and ask for more help?" Ranko Mano suggested.

"That's a great idea, we can have a new group of senshi! That makes us, 1,
2, 3 inner senshi. And we only need 2 more and 4 outer senshi!" Sailor
Ranko said beeming.

"Wait a minute, who said anything about senshi, why not devil hunter's..."

"Or more ninja from my clan..."

Silence...

"Ok, Ok, no lemon stuff..."

"Who do you think would fit the job?" Sailor Ranko asked the other two.

"How about recruiting Ranma and have him transform and be sailor Terra?"
Ranko Mano suggested.

"No, he'd flatly refuse, besides I don't think his manly ego could handle
an attack..." Ranko Mido pointed out at the rampaging youma...  

"There's Magical girl pretty Ranko..." Sailor Ranko supplied.

"And there's Magical Knight Ranko" This came from Ranko Mano.

"Maybe we could persuade Ranko Inverse to join?" Ranko Mido suggested.

"Hmmm..." they collectively thought as the youma behind them continued to
rape pillage and generally make a pain of itself...

***        
Somewhere else...

"Die you stupid android hussy!" Ukyou cried as she unleashed a group of
missles from her power suit's forearms and watched them streak towards a
jumping cat-girl who nimbly avoided them all.

"Damn you! Why can't you just die you stupid android!" Ukyou cried
unleashing yet another group of missles at the cat-girl.

"Waiiii! RankoRanko so happy Ukyou-chan and Shampoo-chan come and follow
RankoRanko. RankoRanko having so much fun!" RankoRanko cried happily as she
leaped and bounced around on the groud trailed by a explosions. 

"Hold still so that I can destroy you! You damn android!" Ukyou shouted
through her com as she felt her frustration rise with each miss.

"Ukyou, Nodoka-sama no happy if we not destroy stupid android girl, she no
pay us for all this work!" Shampoo cried on her com from Poison-Twenty.

"I know alright! Arghh! How can I keep missing?"

RankoRanko was happily jumping around and avoiding Ukyou's missles and
Shampoo's bullets, when the wall beside her suddenyl collapsed. She paused
long enough to note that with in the settling dust and debre, her friend
Kodachi just arrived...

"Kodachi-chan! Hah?" RankoRanko cried as she avoided narrowly a spray of
bullets from Kodachi's haevy duty machine gun.

"OHOHOHOHOH, Die stupid android!" Kodachi replied as she open fired again.

"Uh wait! Kodachi-chan!" RankoRanko cried as she narrowly avoided another
spray of bullets.

"Die stupid android!" Kodachi screamed as she fired again. Laughin this
time as RankoRanko avoided them all.

~~~

In another part of town...

Akane was having a field day, malleting Ranma's left and right, seding each
into low earth orbit.

"I don't care whose fault it is, it's always your fault Ranma! And your's
and your's and your's!"

WHAM WHAM WHAM

~~~

>From behind a corner...

"So what are we going to do now?" Genius Ranma asked Native Ranma beside
him as they both cowered behind the wall.

"I don't know, you're the smart one! Think of something!" He replied as the
weirdness that was Nerima continued behind them.


~ to be continued...well only until I get bored with this or when I run out
of idea's...

C&C is welcome

Sincerely,
~ Kahlil Noriega   

Frost fills the sky over Ten Mile Lake...
Silken threads anxious of youth....
Looking at the moon and feeling lonely...
Envious of lovers, not of immortality...
Envious of love, not of immortality...  
        ~ excerpt from the movie " A Chinese Ghost Story "
           Ranma 1/2: A Chinese Ghost Story

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