Sorry, can't help myself...and if anyone wants to turn this into a
coherent fanfic is welcome to do so as long as I get a copy...
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Set: The Swedish Chef. In the background is Goku, working on eating a
tableful of food. The Swedish Chef has already gone through the
preliminaries and is about to tell us the dish he's going to be cooking
today...
Swedish Chef: Und tudey ve're-a cuukeeng ruest Seeeyun...Furst, teke-a a
peele-a ooff fuud und geefe-a it tu a Seeeyun. Zeen teke-a a flemethrooer
und. Bork bork bork!.. ::He lifts the flamethrower out from off-camera.
Well, he tries to, and that's what counts, right? Well, he has it halfway up
when it blasts him, and the celing:: Ooooch. ::His head wobbles for a few
seconds, and then straightens...:: Next veek ve're-a cuukeeng Suylent Greee.
::His head hits the counmter. Goku has not noticed any of this.::
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Set: Muppet Labs with Washu and Beaker. Beaker's strapped down to a table...
Washu: Now, calm down, Beaker...
Beaker: MEEEP!!!
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Set: That hospital skit with Dr. Black Jack. I really can't fill this in...
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C&C is pointless, flames will be C&Ced, and offers to do something
with this are very very welcome...oh, yeah, and feel free to add to this, too.
--Ryo Hoshi
"We'll hitchhike, bus, or yellow cabbit!"