OOOOKIe... some things to know about the REAL Show.. "You Can't Do
That On Television" when people say "I don't know" they get slimed..
when they say "Water" they get water dumped on them :P And if you
wanted to know... Yes... this is the show Alanis Morriestte was on
when she was a kid :P You'd actually find this funny if you have seen
the show, but hey, you might get a kick outta it anyway :P HAVE FUN!
You Can't Do That On Rurouni Kenshin
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*Kenshin, Sanosuke and Saitouh are sitting on a plain stage set with a
large window in the back (with painted sky scenery) and a few steps
spanning across the width*
Kenshin: Hello, and welcome to "You Can't Do That On Rurouni Kenshin".
Sanosuke: Hey, Kenshin, why the f*ck are we on some kids show?
Kenshin: *blanches* Sano... calm down your language... young children
may be watching, de gozaru...
Saitouh: *lights a cigarette* Yeah, Rooster-boy. We wouldn't want
anymore of you running around the world. One of your ego's is big
enough.
Sanosuke: NAAAAANI?! This is Sagara Sanosuke you're talking about!
Saitouh: *Takes a long drag* No kidding.
Sanosuke: THAT'S IT!!
Kenshin: *sweatdrops as you here things like "Kimi wa Futai!" shouted
in the backgorund* Let's just get started...
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Megumi: *pops out a locker to the left* (slyly) Ne... Ken-san?
Kenshin: *pops out of his locker to the right* Hai, Megumi-dono?
Megumi: Well, I was just thinking that maybe after the show, you'd
like to come out with me for dinner. I'll get
Tae-san to save us a special seat....alone.
Kenshin: *gulping nervously* M-Megumi-dono!
Kaoru: *jumps out of her own locker in a rage* MEEEGUMIIIIIIII!!!
Megumi: Oh, what is it Kaoru? Little girls shouldn't be listening to
other people's conversations! *grins*
Kaoru: *grinding her teeth* MOU!
Kenshin: Please..ladies.. There's no need to�
Kaoru: *promptly knocks Kenshin out with a shinai* As we were
saying...
Megumi: Oh please, Kaoru-chan. Don't tell me YOU were going to ask
him out...
Kaoru: *blushes and shuffles her feet* Well... I don't know...
**slime promptly gushes down, covering Kaoru from head to toe**
Megumi: *clutching her sides in laughter* AHAHAHAHAHA! Innocence is
so naive!
Kaoru: I JUST GOT THIS KIMONO!! *sulks back into her locker*
Megumi: *drags Kenshin into her locker* I'll get you all fixed up
Ken-san *grins maniacally*
Sanosuke: *gets out of his locker* Yo, Weasel-girl.
Misao: *angrily pops out her own locker* NAAAANI?!
Sanosuke: *grins in satisfaction* You heard me, Weasel-girl.
Misao: CHICKEN-HEAD!
Sanosuke: I've heard it enough to not faze me *grins and goes back
into his locker*
Misao: *whining* No one ever takes me seriously! Oh Aoshi-sama!!
Aoshi: *sticks his head out of his locker* "........."
Misao: Aoshi-sama, after the show why don't we go to get something to
eat? *pouts cutely*
Aoshi: "..........."
Misao: ARGH! Why don't you ever say anything, Aoshi-sama?! I just
DON'T KNOW what to do anymore! ACK! *gets slimed*
*No one notices the ever so small smile on Aoshi's lips as he goes
back into his locker*
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*Back to the first set. Yahiko and Tsuambe are sitting nervously on
one of the steps*
Yahiko: Uh... Tsuambe-chan..
Tsuambe: Hai, Yahiko-kun?
Yahiko: It's..uh... just that... well... you know that...
*Tsuambe is terribly embarrassed*
*Kaoru walks onto the set, still covered in slime*
Kaoru: YAAHHIIIIIKOOOOOOOOOO!!! What are you doing here?! You're
supposed to be doing those 500's repetitions I told you to do!!
Yahiko: Jeeze, you old hag! Can't you see I'm busy?!
Kaoru: *sidles up to Yahiko* Buuusy? Say, what were you busy doing,
Yahiko-CHAN?!
Yahiko: SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG!!
*The two start fighting much to Tsuambe's dismay*
Tsuambe: Please... next scene. I'm scared!
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*Again... to the lockers...*
Kaoru: *pops her head out of her locker* Yatta! I got all the slime
off my new kimono!
Kamatari: *Sticks her...uh... his head out*
Kaoru: Urk.. H-hai? *nervously backs into her locker*
Kamatari: I have just one question for the person who bests me...
Kaoru: uh.. What's that?
Kamatari: Where did you get that kimono?! It's soooo cute!
Kaoru: HONTOU? I've got tons here!! OH, I have one that would look
SO kawaii on you!
*the two uh... girls... disappear into Kaoru's locker, while everyone
else sweat drops from within their own*
Hiko: *sticks out his head* Nothing is more stylish then my manto!
Yo, Baka desshi!
Kenshin: *pops out of his locker after a near death experience trying
to escape from Megumi* Sh- shishou!! Where did you--
Shishio: *Spouting fire all around with Yumi draped over him*
Battousai? How dare you call for the supreme ruler of hell!
Kenshin: I Said "SHISHOU"! Not SHISHIO!
Shishio: My mistake. I will still kill you Battousai!! *charges, but
falls flat on his face, now sporting a goose bump to the head*
Yumi: SHISHIO-SAMA!
Kenshin: Oro? What just....
Soujirou: Gomen Nasai! I couldn't let any hurt Himura-san!
*All sweat drop*
Saitouh: *falls from his locker laughing his ass off* This is so
stupid!! *takes a long drag* Hey, why isn't Rooster-head, Shinamori,
or that weasel girl getting in on any of this?
Aoshi & Sanosuke & Misao: *pop out of their lockers looking smugly*
Because the author likes us best.
Author: And stop calling my Sano a rooster-head!! *calls upon her
Devine powers and strikes Saitouh down*
Kenshin: You DO realize that you're the one making Saitouh call Sano a
rooster, dont' you de gozaru?
Author: *glare* Watch it... you're just lucky I really like stories
when you and Kaoru get together....
Kenshin: ORO!?! HAI HAI!
Kaoru: *pops out at the perfect moment* ARA??? Oh.. I like your
style.
Author: *grins* Thanks..just for that, the next scenes for you, Kaoru!
And the mayhem continues...
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GOMEN GOMEN! ^^; I read the Your Can't Do That On Ranma � one and I
was just cracking up because I used to watch that show ALL the time,
so I thought I'd try my hand at it :P Well... this is NOT serious so
don't bother with grammar or spelling, but tell me what you think :P
Ja!
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~Carly-chan (who just saw the ending to EVA and who cares what
everyone else says, GOD DAMN IT WAS GOOD!!!)
"Sometimes, I wish I were dead. No, wait. Not me, you." ~Jack Handy.
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