Well, if you've seen some of the fake twinkies ads, you should 
probably know what I'm doing here...anyway, I'm doing this in hopes that 
others, much better then me, will do a fake twinkies ad...
	[Insert generic disclaimer here.]


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Generic SM Villain:  ::evil laugh::  Droid Twonkie!

Droid Twonkie: Yes, master?

G SM V: Go spread our evil cold twonkies!

Sailor Moon:  Stop right there!

DT and GSMV:  WHAT?

Sailor Moon:  I am Sailor Moon!  I fight for love and justice!  You seek to 
spread evil cold twonkies, turning good boys and girls into negaslaves!  In 
the name of the moon, I will punish you!

GSMV:  Droid Twonkie, attack!

[A generic Sailor Moon fight scene follows, complete with goofy attacks 
flying everywhere.  Surprisingly, Sailor Moon manages to destroy Droid 
Twonkie without any outside help.  And, even more surprisingly, it only takes 
twenty-five seconds.]

GSMV:  Ahhh!  My plan is ruined!  (vanishes in a puff of smoke)

Sailor Moon:  (to the camera)  Remember, boys and girls, don't eat cold 
negapower-impregnated Twonkies!  (Heat them in the microwave first!)

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	All C&C welcome, borrowing liberally for other uses is all right as 
long as I get a copy, flamers will get sent cold ancient twinkies, and 
encouragement loved!  (MSTs of the above will get strange looks.)


		--Ryo Hoshi