UnderF4331@aol.com writes:
 > 	Well, if you've seen some of the fake twinkies ads, you should 
 > probably know what I'm doing here...anyway, I'm doing this in hopes that 
 > others, much better then me, will do a fake twinkies ad...
 > 	[Insert generic disclaimer here.]

Nice, but...

Final Confrontation
A Wax Wolf Production
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Wiseman cackled.  "Now, I have your precious Silver Crystal!  You can
do nothing to stop me!  Now you will see Earth perish!"

The senshi lay strewn about the chamber.  Sailor Moon struggled to her 
knees, pain on her face.  Tuxedo Kamen looked at her from where she
lay.  "Usako...!"  She smiled at him.

"One chance left."

She stood, unsteadily, and walked toward Wiseman.  "Maybe,"  she said, 
"We can make a deal."

"A deal?  Ha!  You have nothing to bargain with!"

"Never the less, I will bargain with you," she said, transforming to
Princess Serenity, her full majesty revealed.  "I will trade with you.
In exchange for the Silver Crystal, I will give you..."  She held up a
small, white and yellow object.  "I will give you this Hostess Fruit
Pie."

"How foolish do you think I am?"

"It's leeeeee-mooooon," she coaxed in a sing-song voice.

"Oh, okay.  I can't resist the great taste of Hostess Fruit Pies.
Here, here's the Silver Crystal."  They swapped.  Wiseman ate his
fruit pie.  

And crumbled into dust as the Silver Crystal's power cut through him.
But hey, he died happy, which is what it's all about, neh?

-- 
Jeffery "Taper" Wickel                            jtwickel@nyx.net 
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Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.