At 20:55 -0400 08/04/99, teflon cat wrote:

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* The Squirrel Reborn *    Peanut Butter Freak at Large
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scene: a large stage with a podium in the middle of it, a sign
marked "public service anouncement" is marked on it.  a vaguely
catlike humanoid walks in from the side, and stands in front of
the podium.

ahem...

It has come to my attention that phoenix has officially gone off
the deep end, flipped his wig, abandoned his sanity at the door,
donated his mind to science, and jumped into a large pit full of
starving squirrils...

   You've got the order all wrong (I jumped in the pit first) and you
forgot the all-peanut butter diet!  Mmmhhh... Perhaps I should send the
Pecan Squad after you...

similarly, tybalt has anounced that he is batman.

   Good for him!  I'll send him a can of 1999-vintage Premium Cashews as a
congratulatory gift!   :)

I would like to state that we are now all officially doomed,
thank-you for your time.

   Since when was I used as a sanity barometer on this list?  <nutty grin>

   Anyway, I'm not insane.  Not yet completely, anyway...   I'm too tough a
nut to crack...  :)

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* The Squirrel Reborn *    Peanut Butter Freak at Large
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Louis-Philippe Giroux

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redphoenix@videotron.ca

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