Subject: [FFML] Pokemon Recipes: Primate Pin~iata
From: "RPG Maniac" <rpgmniac@psxrocks.com>
Date: 4/8/1999, 8:46 PM
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>

heheh.. it's me again, with another Pokemon Recipe.  I
would use normal animals, but in the world of Pokemon,
there are no such things.  Enjoy the recipe!

Pokemon and all related characters belong to Nintendo.

Primate Pin~iata

Ingredients:

3 or 4 dozen Primates, in Pokeballs.
1 Pin~iata large enough to fit them all.
A group of stupid... er...  eager customers.
A blindfold
A steel bat

Hang the Pin~iata in the center of the room.  Then
have the customers take turns, blindfolded, at swinging
the bat in hopes of hitting it.  Hide somewhere while
they are doing that or else you'll end up part of the
dish.  Now wait until one of the customers hits the
pin~iata hard enough to break it open, dropping and
opening all the Pokeballs, releasing all the Primates
*they should be really angry about being banged around
with the steel bat now*.  In the ensuing chaos, grab
all the customers wallets and hightail it to the
nearest border.  This dish could make you a lot of
money, especially when served to rich guests.

Compliments and criticism, short of flames, are
appreciated. ^^
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