[The camera opens on BD at Walden as he is sitting on a couch talking to
Boopsie through a cell phone.]

BD: What do you mean you got fired?!

Boopsie: Well, the producer's felt that my character represented a gross
stereotype of Chinese people. They decided to change the role.

BD: Well, couldn't you just try out for the role again?

Boopsie: Shampoo is now going to be an African-American Jewish Lesbian Diva.

BD: She's not going to sing the dradle song with K.D. Lang is she?

Boopsie: Of course not! It's with Melissa Ethridge.

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.