the demon and ms. tendo
by the teflon cat

standard disclaimers apply (with adhesive backing, simply peel and stick)none of this belongs to me, if i claim other wise, may i be bludgened with a large carp.  Repetedly.

advance warning: first (actual) (psudo)story.


there was a demon makeing a mess in the yard...it had allready makeing a mess of the premere martial artists of nerima, so this was to be expected.

It was probubly going to destroy the house next...this was not to be tollerated.  The demon's last opponent was quickly dispached, and it turned its ugly head toward the house...and incidently her.

"Hmm...big scarry demon tearing up the yard...comeing toward the house...hmm...nope, it's got to go."

With this decision, she firmly nodded, then set about decideing just how to get rid of the nuscence.

"broom of death?...no, no broom handy.  The soul sword?...no, no, no...who would clean up the mess?  ichor was just so hard to get out of clotheing.   Nuclear boot to the head?...nope, wearing a skirt, plus no boots.  Hyriu shoten ha?...no, that would make a bigger mess.  Dragon slave?...hmmm tempting, but destroying the house would negate the point of getting rid of the demon, now wouldnt it?  ah i have it!"

Sweetly, she smiled "oh Mr. Demon!" she cried.

Startled, the demon paused, grunted, then turned to fix its balefull gaze upon the girl.

Smileing, she then said "bye, bye Mr. demon!", and started waveing.

The demon, being extemely confused allready by the human which did not immediately run screaming in terror, confusedly started waveing back.

The girl then proceded to glow a with a bright gold aura, then cried out: "hame...kame...HA!" and shot off an enormous energy blast which instantly vaporized the unfortunate demon.

kasumi then smiled, turned around, and proceded to call Dr. Tofu to help with the battered martial artists.


~END~


ending rant/rave/stuff you didnt want to know
this is the first thing which i have written while being (semi) serious.  Sorry about the spelling, my spellcheck reciently ate itself, so I am stuck with bad spelling, and writeing this either on notepad, or in the email itself... the idea from this came from my demented mind, the blood level in my caffine, and...well, nothing else really ^_^
and hey, all those books she borrows from tofu cant be _just_ medicine...

comeing soon: hearts of ice on ice: a skateing musical...comeing just as soon as I get fast enough to outrun a bloodthirsty mob.

later
_tc_

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"the world is a dark, cold, and lonely place..."


I _AM_ the teflon coated, armor piercing, depleted
 urainum, hollow point,solid core, self propeled,
 laser guided, auto-tracking, high explosive,
 anti-personell, incinidairy, heat seeking, cat!!

was that over the top? I never can tell anymore...


!!!!!*********beware the wabbersock**********!!!!!

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