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(An empty stage.  The spotlight falls on a single...um...person.)

Yakko: Hey! Yakko Warner here, speaking on behalf my sister Dot. (clears his throat) Ahem, I mean, _cute_ sister Dot.  (under his breath) Yeah, right.  (louder) Anyway, Dot's not here because a bunch of really bad things happened in a very short period of time, and to put it lightly, she couldn't deal with all of those.  I think we're still trying to clean up the marbles that she's lost...

(A large anvil falls within inches of Yakko, with the words "Get to the point already!" inscribed on it.)

Yakko: Okay, okay! (under his breath) Uncute tomboy.  (normal stage voice) So, with great reluctance, my sister is taking a break from the FFML and from computers altogether.  In fact, after this goes out and she finishes unsubscribing to all the mailing lists that she's on, she's packing up her computer and not touching it until after May 1.  I think she said something about "actually studying for once".  Heh.  (he's about to leave when he remembers something) Oh, yeah, and she says to tell the people who volunteered to MST her fanfic to either go ahead and send it as soon as they're done, or wait until after May 1, it's up to them.  (calling up to the ceiling) That better, sis?

(another anvil falls from the ceiling, with the words "Much better" inscribed on them)

Yakko: Great! I'm out of here! Dot will be back after May 1.  See you guys then!
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