4. A FFML agent, cleverly disguised as a cop, will arrive, cuff you,
and
take you to a processing center. You will be fingerprinted and
photographed for our files, and detained for a few days. The process
will
go quicker if you give the priority-A signal, which involves repeating
the
word "Pig" (A reference to Ranma 1/2's P-chan) loudly and frequently.

Okay, I seem to be having a little trouble...  I've done everything up to this point, but you didn't say anything about them using their billy clubs.  Is this part of removal process?

Oh, and secondly...  Is the guy I'm sharing a cell with an agent too.  He's about 6"6' and 280lbs.  He has the words LOVE and HATE tattooed on both of his fist, and also a hello kitty tatoo on his neck.  I think he's trying to get me to say a password to him...  Next time he ask's me, "You want your cornbread?"  What should I say?

5. When released, fly to Paris, and eat dinner at the most expencive

Another snah-fu...  My money is a little tied up in legal defenses.  Could I just go to Paris, Lousiana; it would be a lot cheaper.

6. Last, fly to Kyoto. Purchase a pair of army boots, 
This is the final release signal. White Wolf, who will be watching
from
the bell tower, will remove your name from the list

HUH!!!!  I thought this was directions to get to the next Anime Convention...  And what is this red dot doing on my chest.  Hey, it's coming from the tower.  It looks like that monk is shining some kind or red flaslight on me. 

Oh well.

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The FFML is 4 life.   
And if you think we're kidding, I've got four words for you...

MONK WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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