At 19:15 -0400 04/04/99, kuro taka wrote:

standard Takahashi disclaimer.  Phoenix used without permission of
himself.

   Wow, I'm a character in a story now?  Waiwai!  :)

Thank you.  Now could you _please_ give us a _real_ teaser to be
tortured with?

  Oh, come on!  Are you kidding?  I want people to sweat a lot more
than this...  :)

 From the left rings true a voice that strikes annoyance deep into the
hearts of many a female in attendance at the famed Furinkan High.  "Vile
sorcerer Phoenix.  Thou shalt not toy with the hearts of thine gracious
and devoted fans.  I Tatewaki Kuno, risen star of the high school
fencing circles, The Blue Thunder of Furi..."

   Phoenix poses in front of the Blue Blunder and begins his own
counter-speech.

   "I do not fear ye, for I am...  THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!"

   <Deep, Deeeeep, But I Mean REEEAAAALLLLYYYY  Deep Silence>

   Phoenix shrugs.  "Okay, okay, so maybe I'm not."

 In the place where the now sub-orbital space station Kuno existed is a
shiny dented spatula.  A BIG, shiny, dented spatula Phoenix notes.
"What he means, honey, is don't keep us all waiting too long.  We
wouldn't want anything too unpleasant to happen, now would we?  I could
arrange to have Akane cook you something."  And at that, Ukyo turned and
walked directly back to class; leaving Phoenix wondering many things.
Not the least of which being, 'How did I get to Furinkan High'

   Through a licensed Plot Device (TM), of course!  :)

I hope nobody minds my weak attempt at humor.  And please Phoenix-san;
how bout that teaser?

   I said it once and I'm saying it again - I won't spill the beans!  This
is one of the better cliffhangers I've done...  Besides, it'd ruin the
whole thing!   :)

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