Words I never knew existed before I started MSTing.  If anyone knows 
where these creatures/items are and can give a better description, I'd 
appreciate seeing it because we've come up with all the descriptions 
here.
Additions from other MSTers or fans of MSTers will be accepted and added 
to this list.

	Gurad - A large creature, impervious to all forms of physical attacks.  
It is also incredibly stupid.  Likes to wet on villians. Fanfic Origin: 
R*P*M*

	Guared - Really big cicadas that like to scream for no apparent reason.  
This causes villians to laugh for some unknown reason. Fanfic Origin: 
R*P*M*

	Fingders - Used in a lemon.  Apparently kinky items, but can be painful 
if not used properly. Fanfic Origin: Ukyo's New Kitten

	Finders - Used in a lemon as a short cameo item.  No description. 
Fanfic Origin (we think): Ukyo's New Kitten

	Orgasim - A creature that apparently appear in lemons.  They live in 
large puddles. Fanfic Origin: Ukyo's New Kitten

	Tonges - Used like Fingders, but apparently not painful if misused. 
Fanfic Origin (well, when WE found it): Ukyo's New Kitten

	Tounges - Don't know what this is, but apparently they can substitute 
Tonges. Fanfic Origin: Unknown, but we saw it in Ukyo's New Kitten and 
The Power of Love

	Nawty - Apparently an acronym for "Nasty writing, Awful grammar, Worse 
punctuation, Terrible plot, and Yuck, don't read this." Fanfic Origin: 
Ukyo's New Kitten.

	Poot - Don't know what the hell this thing is, but apparently it's used 
in a Lemon.  Fanfic Origin (we think): The Bitter Lemon

	Knock - Again, we don't know what this is, but it was apparently on a 
door.  Fanfic Origin (well, when WE found it): The Bitter Lemon.

	Ovewr - 1. Meaning to "stick it sideways".  2. Meaning to do something 
rather vile involving you, a case of canned beans and a lighter.  Often 
done at frat parties.  3. "Have a pleasant day."

	Himslef - Slang. Meaning "He has left."  Fanfic of Origin: Campfire 
(Pokemon Lemon)

	TharzZzDunN's Dictionary: Sock Puppets - Sociopolitical-economic 
leerers.  Members of SEELE's innermost council ritual of Spankings, 
Wyoming.
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People I never knew existed before I started MSTing:


>From R*P*M*:
	S. Jupiter - Don't know who this is, but they apparently got 
decapitated.  We mourn the loss of this person, who clearly had a better 
personality than the authors who made him/her. Creator(s): Unknown.

	Flynn - The background about this guy is sketchy, but he's incredibly 
stupid.  He killed S. Jupiter, Tuxedo Mask, and kidnapped Sailor 
Mercury.  He apparently knows Neo-Queen Serenity as he talks about the 
Black Moon family.  Likes to give elf hearts to his fellow people, who 
are apparently all slaves.  Had a plan to send a bunch of farting 
mercenaries into battle and blow the city to pieces by farting in 
unison.  Thinks his Phantasm Ball is a Spiked Morning Star even though a 
morning star is only a morning star when attached to a handle or a chain 
(which is attached to a handle).  Also has Rotarr's gun and blew it up.  
Rotarr is suspected to be hunting Flynn and his authors.  Like his 
authors, Flynn is a brainless bigot that despises guys, gays and 
lesbians, rapes 14 year old girls (well, we aren't POSITIVE that the 
authors do this, but you never know with stuff THIS bad), used the 
Phatasm Ball on a guard's genitals and has nano-bots in his veins (the 
Tiger toy rip-offs of the Tamogotchis).
	His people can't call each other, don't pick up the tab, don't call the 
next morning, don't pick up their underwear and have declared that they 
never, under any circumstances, declare anything under any 
circumstances.  Makes less sense when you read the actual story. 
Creator(s): Unknown.

	Sytiracon - A legless, kidneyless, spineless creature from Flynn's 
race.  Flynn apparently trapped him out of his original form and gave 
him a heart, an elf heart (Is that like an Elk Fart? - TharzZzDunN 
version .012sandwich).  Sytiracon resents this as he wants to fart in a 
crowd of people.  Likens things to be as sadistic as a child tearing the 
wings of a giant fly.  What the hell is meant by this is unknown.  
Creator(s): Unknown.

	Joe - Part of Flynn's group.  A dumb schmuck who taped pipe bombs to 
his forehead.  Ordered himself while grunting to shoot a bunch of his 
own men who were skating.  Accidentally slipped on some ice and got shot 
to death by his own assistants.  Creator(s): Unknown.

	Rotarr - Don't know who this guy is, but Flynn stole his gun.  
(Suspected to be Bill Gates. - Sputtering TharzZzDunN)  Creator(s): 
Unknown.

	Sam Burke - A dumb schmuck who left New York after pouring hot coffee 
into the crotches of all his partners in crime.  Became a private 
detective and followed Flynn.  Knows Flynn doesn't move like a human and 
believes that Flynn HAS to learn to move like a human.  Used a favor 
that a Demon-Prince was saving to follow Flynn around.  Found out that 
Flynn killed two detectives after they shot and broke Flynn's bottle of 
ketchup with paper clips.  Checks bathrooms for personnel files on 
people and believes that Flynn is a government conspiracy even though he 
isn't in the government.  Thinks that the President's f@%king habits 
have something to do with Flynn.  Lost all his money in a single hand of 
poker in Japan, got stuck to the ground by a piece of bubble gum, drives 
a 1958 Buick (in Japan, mind you) and somehow saves Sailor Moon.  
Creator(s): Unknown.
	Recent data on him showed that he might actually be from the comic 
series Spawn.  Might be the only IC character in the entire series.

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>From Peter's Journey:
	Peter Con - This is a self-insert character.  Utterly pathetic as he 
made himself into a god, but needed to solve everything anyway.  
Intended to be a badly made character, but easy to make fun of anyway.  
Creator(s):  Jang Choe

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>From Full Moon Fiend:
	Adrian Atkinson - This guy is a total wuss.  His past incarnation was 
such a wuss that he often got the crap beaten out of him in every fight.  
Fights for good and evil and if both sides had half a brain, they'd 
figure out that he was betraying both sides and kick his arse.  
Practices SOMETHING on a bridge at night, but as he practices KARATE 
with Shingo, it's apparent that Shingo is a God of Stamina compared to 
Adrian, who dies (and recovers) after throwing a slow jab.  Clutched 
chest and started sweating missiles while throwing the jab.  Got shot, 
poisoned, blown to bits, hacked into fifty-two even pieces, etc.  
Somehow, he manages to survive, despite our chagrin.
	His past incarnation was a fighter for good and evil too.  Both 
incarnations apparently have full motorcycle outfits (plastic helmets 
included).  A totally black outfit as a bad guy and a totally white 
outfit as a good guy.  The only similiarity is apparently he has 
minature moons stapled to both outfits.  Throws a fan to teleport.  
Likes to clean bathrooms.  Has a power to unclog toilets.  Apparently 
has the ability to use Magic the Gathering creatures and has a sissy 
staff that he can use like Chibi-Usa's Luna Ball, even though the 
technology behind the Luna Ball won't be made for another thousand years 
or so.  Listens to people he doesn't know and wound up burning down his 
house in the process.

	TharzZzDunN's Quote: Chagrin?
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>From Power of Love:
	Mystery Woman - Don't know who this woman is (we suspect it's secretly 
a self-insertion), but apparently fuses/duplicates things at random, 
whether it's parts of her own body or other people's body parts.  
Apparently gets off when a mystery guy points his rooster at the opening 
in her fence.  Also seems to warp all over the place.  Poured perfume on 
her cat, got off while watching her gardener touch her flowers, got off 
while watching some other guy touch her laundry and got off AGAIN while 
yet another guy filled her gas tank.  The mystery guy's rooster wound up 
having sex with some woman that the mystery woman didn't like.  At the 
end of the first lemon scene, the mystery people explode violently.
	Later, the mystery woman somehow reforms, goes to college, turns into 
either Makoto Kino or her twin sister, starts a resturaunt, meets the 
sailor senshi, has sex with Minako Aino, gets interupted by Mario and 
Luigi who are being attacked by a bunch of random monsters that just 
happen to be able to kick the crap out of Makoto without trying.  Then, 
Makoto wakes up to see the Outer and Inner senshi saving her, then she 
falls asleep.  She wakes up while Rei is having sex with her.  She 
leaves and reverts to the mystery woman who meets the mystery guy who 
has managed to reform his body.  Creator: Khoi Ngo

	TharzZzDunN's Unmentionable: Yes, A-kun, but _I_ always manage to 
finish _MY_ french toast _BEFORE_ the alien invasion, so why do you have 
such big feet?
	TharzZzDunN's Buns: I just wanted to let you guys know, my heart _WILL_ 
go on.... to win the primaries last winter.  So cough up the fifty bucks 
you owe Shabranigdo so he can go score us some beer-taffy.
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>From Campfire (Pokemon Lemon):
	brock - Don't know who this person is, but he/she isn't very important 
as his/her name isn't even capitalized.

	Said Ash - This guy shows up and has a line that seems to be from Ash, 
but we aren't sure.

	He - Also another guy who shows up.  He says something, but we aren't 
sure what it is.  He and Said Ash both join in on the Ash/Misty lemon 
scene.

	Ashdug - This guy shows up and does nothing.  He seems to just be there 
to watch.

	Ashes - Ash's little brother.  He shows up too.  Likes to fall down.

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