From: "RPG Maniac" <rpgmniac@psxrocks.com>
To: "A-kun McCrillis" <akun15@hotmail.com>
CC: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: Re: [FFML] Pokemon Recipes
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 05:48:51 -0800
heheh... Yo! Do you own a restaraunt specializing in
Pokemon delicacies? What else have you got? *evil
grin*
A resturaunt, eh? Hmmmm..... Well, I do have a few more recipes...
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Starmie-Bastard!
1 Starmie
1 Pokemon with Sleep or Paralyzing attacks.
1 antidote for Sleep or Paralysis
1 sucker-er, customer...
Use Pokemon's special attack to knock out or paralyze the Starmie.
Take the Starmie and place it into a platter. Toss an antidote into the
platter as you serve it to the customer. Watch in amusement as Starmie
hoses down the loser.
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Oil of O-LAY!
1 red cape
1 Tauros
1 idiot
Taunt Tauros with cape, then line it up to the customer. Dodge
skillfully and O-LAY!
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Oddish Surprise
12 trained Oddishs
1 large bowl
Have the oddishs lay in the bowl. Serve to customers. Trained
oddishs will move when the customer picks up utensils. Have Oddishs go
on small rampage. Steal customer's wallet and claim the Oddishs did it.
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Last one for today
Seel-ant
1 Seel
1 hollow wall
1 frame for a head mount
1 saw
1 serving of Seel's favorite food
Use the saw to make a hole in the wall and in the frame large enough
for the Seel to put it head through. Have Seel sit in the wall, put
frame up. "Mis"-serve the Seel's favorite food to customers right in
front the "Seel" mount. Stand back and let the Seel take it from there.
<Giga-Snip>
Ben McCrillis
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"I'm not the nice guy you once thought I was." - A-kun
"Yeah, now you've got a ketchup stain on your shirt." - ?????
"Well, sonovabit-" - A-kun
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