Please excuse these ramblings on a fictional series by a maniac with 
an ant infested keyboard.  Sailor moon belongs to someone else.  And don't 
sue me, I'm broke.
	And yes, I use the Dub names, I really don't care one way or the 
other.


Questions
By one of Ryo Hoshi


	I watch Sailor Moon and I wonder...

	Is Darien insecure in his masculinity?
	Is he Bi?
	Or just scared?
	Or do he and Serena make mad passionate love on a regular basis?

	Why hasn't anyone killed Serena yet?
	Maybe she's already dead?
	Maybe her bones lie in some unfound and unmarked grave, never to be 
found?
	Might we be so lucky?

	Is Amy really only interested in her schoolwork?
	Or maybe is she going out to the local lover's lane (or its 
equivalent) regularly with her boyfriend, whatsitsname?
	Maybe she's really a sexless robot?
	Maybe she's really an evil Boomer that migrated to the past/alternate 
universe, killed the real Amy, took her place, and plans on taking over the 
planet?

	Does Raye really see things in the holy fire?
	Is it really a fire, or is it a holographic projector programmed by 
Raye, who's really a time traveler?
	Maybe Raye's secretly sleeping with Sailor Pluto?
	Or maybe she's another Boomer sent back in time to get rid of the 
Boomer that replaced Amy?

	Who's Lita's old boyfriend?
	Has Lita been sleeping with a shape-shifter?
	Is she really a bimbo, one of those girls who often is hired by rich 
men who can't otherwise get a date?
	Or maybe Lita's really a robot with *really* bad memory?

	If Mina's Sailor Venus, AKA the Sailor of Love, why doesn't she have 
a boyfriend?
	Does she have even a love interest?
	Maybe she's another sexless robot?
	Maybe she's sleeping with the male cast of the show, taking more 
drugs then one would think possible, and is mostly now artificial parts?

	Is there really an end?
	Or is this going to go on forever?

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	Um, the usual C&C wanted, flames C&Ced, encouragement getting funny 
looks, answers (read: answers that do make sense and don't refer to anything 
that got cut from the DiC dub or have yet to be dubbed) getting even funnier 
looks.


		--Ryo Hoshi