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(We see Washuu and Tenchi eating breakfast one morning. Tenchi looks over off
camera and then looks at Washuu.)
Tenchi: Say, Washuu-chan?
Washuu (smiling): Yess?
Tenchi: Now, you say that Ryo-oh-ki is part cat, part rabbit, right?
Washuu (nodding): Well, that is the definition of a 'cabbit.'
Tenchi: So, Ryo-oh-ki should have some cat tendancies, right?
Washuu: Yeah. Why?
(Tenchi points over to the far end of the table. The camera pans over. We see
Ryo-oh-ki chopping up green leaves into a powdery mesh, and placing them on a
glass plate. She takes a straw and holds it up her nose. As she starts
sniffing...)
Tenchi's Voice Over: I think she's discovered the cat-nip plants on the other
side of the carrot patch.
Ryo-oh-ki (in a drug-crazed sound): Miyaaaaa...
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(We see a school yard, and all of the children yell and cheer.)
Child 1: Hey, the Easter rabbit's here! (There is a lot of cheering. We pan over
to see Chibi-usa.)
Chibi-usa: Hmpf. All of the kids get to see the Easter rabbit.
(We see Ryo-oh-ki hopping around, tossing eggs to children.)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! Miyaa!
(We pan back over to Chibi-usa.)
Chibi-usa: *I* get her assistant!
(Mokona hops up with a basket of eggs.)
Mokona: Pu! (He throws an egg to Chibi-usa. He jumps on her as she catches the
eggs.
Chibi-usa: Hey! Why...you...you're molesting me!
Mokona: Pu! (He grins. Chibi-usa scream.)
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(We see Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Ukyou, Shampoo and Ranma-chan on the first tee of
a lush golf-course. Everyone's carrying their own bags. Ranma-chan looks
nervous.)
Ranma-chan: Uh...would you believe this is my first-time on a golf-course? (She
dumps her bag, which only has one golf-club and one golf-ball. The other girls
laugh.)
Nabiki: I believe it!
Shampoo (still laughing): Well, airen should go first.
(Ranma-chan nods. She puts the ball on the tee. Behind her, we see that the
first hole is a par-3 230 meter first hole. Ranma-chan swings at the ball,
nearly falling over in the process. The ball bounces on the green and bounces
into the cup. The other girls are stunned. Ranma-chan drops her club in
disgust.)
Ranma-chan (turning her head to the other girls): Aw, man! Now how am I suppose
to hit the ball out of the hole? (The other girls massively face-fault.)
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Happy Easter/Passover/Weekend!