Cruel and Unusual Punishment
M A Davis / Miko
plot:  Miko, Sky Rigdon, Jeffrey Cornish

Bwahahahaha! This is the best thing I've read in the last few days. Clever,
cute, fun and most importantly not dark or stupid.

Loved it!

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 / Here lies:\  First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
|   Andrew    |    Machines that piss people off get murdered.
|             | 
|   I think   |       Andrew Petalik {ICQ ID: 160869}
| he's hungry | The shortest distance between two points is 
|             | under construction.            -- Noelie Alito