Oh.... my... god.... @_@

Twisted.  TWISTED.  EEEEEEEEVIL!  Waaaaaugh!  @_@;;

This is the first fic I've read that has literally made me jump up from my
desk and run around screaming and flailing my arms about.


You, Sir, are extremely disturbed.

And I mean that in a good way. ^_^;;





On Thu, 1 Apr 1999 21:03:54 -0600 (CST), "Ranma Al'Thor"
<ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

Note from John:

I take no responsibility for whatever drugs my cousin Jenny may have
imbibed during the writing of this...Look, she'll feed me my own arms if I
don't post this for her.  Don't hurt me.  Anyway, this could be Ranma
Elseworlds 8 once she finishes it.  But I wanted some other people's
opinion so she'll kill you instead of me if I say no.  

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John's Afterword:

Happy April Fools' Day!  This was inspired by Trish's 'Write like Mike
Loader' challenge, although a lot of other things came into it.  I was
hoping to write the whole thing by April Fool's Day, but I ran out of
time, and since even for me, this is COMPLETELY whacked out, I thought I
HAD to finish this by April Fool's Day and post it.

I promise this will NOT EVER be the next story for real in my Ranma
Elseworlds series.  I hope you laughed, I sure did!

I offer my humble apology to all the authors whose works I've parodied
here, especially since I've forgotten half of them...But hopefully, Jeff
Hosmer, Sean Gaffney, Scrivener, Mike Loader, and all the others won't
kill me.  It's a tribute!  Yeah, really!

Anyway, Happy April Fool's day and may the Blue Bird of Happiness not eat
your arm!