Maya: Hey, can we have them stop and level Edmonton on the way?

Hikaru: Why Edmonton?

Maya: There�s a certain person there who once wrote that Sempai was a
�worthless excuse for a human being.� Now he must DIE!!!!! NOBODY
CALLS RiTSUKO-SAMA THAT!!!!!! YOU SHALL PERISH IN THE HOLY
CLEANSING FIRES OF MY WRATH, DAVIES!!!!!!!!!!!! A-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

You know, some people just do not appreciate it when others try to
help them out.

She Deserves Better, Dammit!


<>  You can lead a love struck fool to something better, but you
<>  cannot force them to accept it.

Nothing personal on my part, it�s just SO easy, and Canada is a convenient
target. I actually have a deep respect for the Canadians and their

country; it�s

just that they�re all out to get us, so I feel compelled to respond like

this.

It's okay.  I mean, we are.


<>  Thank you mr. Davies.  Do you have any idea what kind of workload
<>  poor scheeming Canadians - such as myself - had when traitors to
<>  the Great Northernland revealed our plans for dealing with the United
<>  States of America through entertainment!?!  Do you have any idea
<>  how hard it was to convince everyone that the "Canadian Conspiracy"
<>  was just a made-for-television comedy special?!?

<>  Now we're going to have to get in touch with Shatner.  *Shatner*, mr.
<>  Davies!!  Do you have any idea of the suffering you'll have inflicted on
<>  the poor fools who read your message by forcing us to use William
<>  Shatner's voice to make them forget all about your comment (and my
<>  reply to it) or else every word they see, speak or hear from now until
<>  the moment they die will be a seperate sentence?!?

<>  And it's lets not even mention how this might effect this years plans
<>  to use Anne of Greengables to increase our influence in Japan.

<>  The Apprentice