Subject: [FFML] [fic][insane][spoof][SI] Dead Authors (4)
From: UnderF4331@aol.com
Date: 4/3/1999, 12:41 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

	Well, not much to talk about right now, except that I hope to start 
work on Koma 1/2 and One Fine Spring again starting next week.  (Knock on 
wood.)
	C&C wanted, encouragement liked, and flames will be C&Ced.

	Insert generic disclaimers.

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 Last time: Vegita, Goten, Future Trunks, and Trunks joined Bra and Ryo, the 
authoress, in the next dimension.
    Well, not really...
    It's more like several other locations in two or more 'other' 
dimensions...
    And I almost forgot: there's an evil force impersonating Bra.

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    "I think I'm not supposed to be here," Goten said, walking away from the 
tea party.

	*** *** *** Where we last saw our intrepid ex-authoress

     "So we've all agreed to search out somewhere to eat?"
     "Yes."
     "Of course.  Are you deaf, or something?"
     "Something."

     A little known fact about Heaven is that it has the biggest mall in all 
Creation.  It's staffed by both those whose idea of hell is to work in a 
cheap and bad fast food restaurant for all eternity to those whose delight is 
in running or working in a store.
     Those visiting the mall were usually those who hated to shop, or loved 
to shop.
     Also, those who wished to eat.
     "Let's see...there's this Indian restaurant called Nikita's, there's 
PieWorks, and there's the Cat Cafe.  What do you think is best?"
     "Pizza!" Bra said, happily.

     Vegita looked at the menu.
     Usually, the strangest thing you can get on your pizza is anchovies.  
Sometimes, you can get pineapples.
     Here, you found such things as alligator, spaghetti, and Spam on the 
list of possible toppings.
     He wondered, briefly, if he wanted to try a pizza with everything, and 
then decided that he didn't really want to see that.  He decided that, 
instead, he'd just randomly choose from the pizzas listed on the menu.

     The waitress wandered over to our table after giving us at least fifteen 
minutes to look over the menu.
     I looked up at her from the menu and orders what was basically your 
normal cheese pizza with oregano and garlic, along with some more on the side.
     Bra went after the pretty tame pepperoni pizza listed on the menu.
     Vegita chose something called 'Tenpin.'
     After a while, the pizzas finally got to the table and vanished in 
several seconds.  Vegita *did* go after a few slices of my pizza, but he 
seems to find the garlic too strong for his tastes.
     That's strange, I thought, I can barely taste it.
      As soon as my pizza was gone, I took my book, screened out all others 
in the universe, and started reading.  I'm not sure when my companions 
finished eating...

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	Notes: None today, thanks.


		--Ryo Hoshi