Hmm, odd.  This didn't go through the first time, so I'm sending it 
again.  Sorry if it's a repeat.

Magicarp (and other Pokemon characters) belong to
Nintendo, or whoever created it...

Fried Magikarp

Ingredients:

1 good sized Magikarp
3 tsp cooking mazola oil
3 cherry tomatoes
salt

Descale and gut the Magikarp, then rub salt all over 
it.  Then heat up frying pan and add the cooking oil,
heating it for 1 minute.  Add Magikarp to oil and fry each side until 

golden brown.  After that, you put it

in a good sized plate.  Cut and squeeze the cherry tomato over the 

fried Magikarp until it is soaked in

tomato juice.  Then it is ready to serve. This dish is
best served with steaming white rice.  Will serve 3 
people.

I wonder if anyone else has Pokemon recipies.

 I do!

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 Ivysaur ala Flambe

 1 Ivysaur (careful not to let it spontaneously evolve)
 1 Charmeleon or a fifty gallon drum of kerosine
 1 Leadpipe
 1 Matchbook

   If you have a Charmeleon (do not attempt this is a Charizard as 

they 

tend to overcook the Ivysaur and everything else):
 First, have Charmeleon battle your rival-next-door's Ivysaur until it 
faints.
 Then, have the Charmeleon flambe the Ivysaur until it is no longer 
recognizable.
 Serve to rival-next-door.
 Tell rival-next-door what he/she has just devoured, then let him/her 
have it the leadpipe.
 Repeat.

   If you lack a Charmeleon:
 Set rival-next-door's house on fire.
 Leave country.
 Repeat.

 *******

 Kalimari

 1 Tentacool (careful it's not a Tentacruel or you'll be in for a BIG 
surprise)
 1 Net
 1 Handy boat oar

 Bash Tentacool over the head with handy boat oar.
 Pull over to boat with net.
 Serve to customers and tell them the gory details about it's capture.
 Customers become vegitarians and ask for Ivysaur Flambe, bash them 
over the head with oar.
 Repeat.

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 Scyther Surprise

 1 Vileplume with Sleep Powder
 1 Scyther

 Have Vileplume put Scyther to sleep.
 Serve to customers as sleep powder wears off.
 Take money and run for the border.

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 Mewtwo Bashing

 1 Mewtwo

 Fight Mewtwo without Masterball.
 Receive vicious bashing.

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 Shocking Pikachu Surprise

 1 or more customers who asks for most expensive item on the menu to 
impress date.
 1 Pikachu which has been run over by a speeding Mack Truck.
 1 Handy boat oar.

 Put roadkill Pikachu on platter.
 Serve to obnoxious costumer(s).
 Bash them over the head before they can scream.
 Steal wallet.
 Run for it.

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 Soylent Green

 1 or more customers or rivals who fell for tricks above.
 1 or more customers or rivals who don't know what you do.

 Serve dead customer/rivals to new customers/rivals.
 Kills customers/rivals.
 Repeat.

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 There, a Masterpiece of Pure Evil.
 Thank you.

 Ben McCrillis <aka. A-kun>
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