For my first submission to the FFML... heheheh...  I'm going to be 

sick...

Fried Magikarp

Ingredients:

1 good sized Magikarp
3 tsp cooking mazola oil
3 cherry tomatoes
salt

Descale and gut the Magikarp, then rub salt all over 
it.  

...Of course, the attempt to descale and gut could also be considered 
part of the recipie for Gyarados Suprise(i.e.: Magikarp evolves, 
suprising you, then destroys your house(car, yard, neigborhood, city, 
etc...)).  Make sure the Magikarp isn't too big.

SAMAS
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