Ever seen Life of Brian?


On Thu, 1 Apr 1999, Sean Gaffney wrote:

     Ranma got down on his knees, Akane following him.  "The messiah!" he
breathed...

Ukyou:	"Oi'm not the messiah!  I'm Ranchan's fiancee!"

Ranma:	"I say you are, and I should know.  I have plenty of fiancees!"

Crowd: (Of amazons who appear from nowhere)  "The messiah!  The messiah!"

Ukyou:  "I am not the messiah, will you please listen, I am not the
	messiah! Do you understand?! Honestly!!"

Akane:  "Only the true messiah denies her divinity."

Ukyou:  "Wot?  Well, what sort of chance does that give me?  Okay, then I
	AM the messiah."

Crowd:	"He is!  He is!  He is the messiah!"

Ukyou:	"Now, f*** off!"

...

Ranma:  "How shall we f*** off, oh Lord?"


etc...


-Natsume Ranma Ranma
-------
The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...