Derick Browne, the guy who did this piece of songfilk is a genius!  Full 
credit should be given to him.  However, being the true hip-hop fan I was 
raised to be, I found his filk a bit too hard to coincide with the original.
Therefore, I decided to refine it in most areas.  Don't worry.  I'm also a 
Tenchi fan as well.

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Slim Tenchi
<Purge Raizah Wu-York Remix>

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) 
My name is.. Slim Tenchi

Chorus repeats X4

Ahem.. excuse me! 
Can I have the attention of the class...
for a second, please? 

[Tenchi] 
Hi kids! Do you like Violence? (Yeah yeah!) 
Wanna see me stick my light hawk wings up her highness? <Aeka>
(Uh-huh!) 
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? 
Piss off Ryoko?  Get as messed up as my life is? 
Mihoshi's dead weight, can't get her head straight 
As I figure out which alien girl I wanna impregnate (NOT YOU SASAMI!) 
Mr. Fugi- "Tenchi, don't be a baby!
Lucky dog's surrounded by all types of ladies!"
Well I'm not twelve, but I feel like a caged elf
everytime Washu locks me in that lab I call a cell. (LET ME OUTTA HERE!!)
Got ticked off and ripped Nagi's breasts off
Kissed em and said, "Hey, this new stuff is real soft!" (GET OFF ME BAKA!!)
I'm bout to pass out and crash
like the time Mihoshi came through the atmosphere way to fast.
(Mihoshi: "OUTTA MY WAY!!")
C'mere lady! (Ranma: "Wait a minute, Akane's my girl dog!")
I don't give a damn!  At least I don't tick the world off! 

Chorus X4

[Tenchi] 
Ryoko got pissed one day and blew up my junior high (Oops!) 
Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five
She chased me around with a sabre, shot at me with some lasers,
Teachers were forced to changed the grades on my paper (Here!)
Walked in the drink club, found Ryoko tanked up.
Paid the bartender when she blew up the whole pub.
Damn those extraterrestrial pedestrians.
Chasing after me saying, "LET'S BE MORE THAN FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to (Grandpa's an alien???)
I found that Ryoko breaks more rules than I do 
Never thought I'd become a famous rapper 
Singing about crimes and naming them after her (Here hun!)
You know you blew up the stands
When people write more fics about you than current EVA fans
(Musn't run away!)
Some guy gave me a Sasami lemon to tackle
I wrote back, "Dear Jerk, thanks for the support, @$$hole."

Chorus X4

[Tenchi] 
Stop the tape! Kagato wants to blow me away! (Get him!) 
Tsunami, don't just stand there, OPERATE! 
'Cause life's to short!  I'm not ready to die!
I rather drag Ryoko back to the shrine and burry her alive
In Tenchi in Tokyo, a new future wife! (Sakuya: "Hi, Tenchi!")
Probably won't make me kill myself with a knife
But she visits me in the dead of night
She doesn't have fangs, but she still wants to bite! (AAAAHH!!)
Rip my clothes off like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) 
I mean, eagles and hawks.  For I'm the prey they stalk
Get so angry I would throw fits;
DAMMIT, RYOKO!! I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR TITS!! (Ryoko: "C'mere, baby.")
Still I'm a nice guy.  Put Sasami in her bed.
Check to make sure Ryo-Ohki didn't poop on her head. (Myaah?) 
My life is bad, but yesterday I seen Shinji's dad.
I told him, "F*** it! Let's go and read some dirty mags!"

Chorus X4

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Tenchi belongs to AIC/Pioneer
Slim Shady done by Eminem
Slim Tenchi done by Derick Browne
This song cleaned up and remixed by 
Shinji Ikari, the 10 o'Clock Assassin
for Wu-Tang West-Cide
/Terror-Dack-Chill Productions