Subject: [FFML][MI][The other MI][Fusion?][Spamfic]MAISON: IMPOSSIBLE
From: "Lawrence Chu" <chu_bear@hotmail.com>
Date: 4/1/1999, 7:58 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

MAISON: IMPOSSIBLE
Another spamfic fusion that really shouldn't have happened
by Lawrence Chu
A Product of My Imagination

Based on Characters created by Takahashi Rumiko.
All rights reserved.  Don't even bother suing me, I'm broke.

***

Good morning, Yotsuya-san.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to plant evidence of
Dirty Magazines in Godai Yuusaku's room before calling Otonashi Kyoko
to check his room.  You must then observe any sign of possible
physical relationships between Otonashi-sama and Godai-san personally
via standard observation hole.  Please do not forget to record this
evidence for posterior--er, posterity to distribute to agents Roppongi
and Ichinose.

This message will self-destruct in ten seconds.  That is all.

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                        *ZZZT*

***

Author's notes:

This came from a long line of confusion about the acronym MI.  You
see, the first two subjects that pop into mind when I hear MI would
be 1) Mission: Impossible and 2) Maison Ikkoku.  So I figured, why
not do something like that?  And who would be better to pull of the
job as secret agent than Yotsuya?

Yeah, I need more sleep.

This has been a Product of My Imagination
chu_bear@hotmail.com


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